Great Room Service

[Vuk]

lol A Nerd, I am grateful that she likes me like that, but I cannot be waking up and putting my foot into a half disemboweled, LIVE mouse! It is not how I like to start my mornings. :P
She is a wonderful cat, so I am not gonna punish her. I am just going to start leaving her out at night and closing and fastening the doors. :P

[A Nerd]

That's a good idea. You might still find these 'tokens of affection' outside your doors and the like, but I guess that is better than in your slippers and in your bed! Cats tend to form habits, therefore your idea will only work if you keep her out. For example (another poop reference), when I lived at home, our cat got locked in my bedroom and couldn't make it to the litter box so he had to releive himself in my room. After that, whenever he couldn't get to the litter box (it was in the cellar and the cellar door sometimes would be closed blocking his access), he would poop in my room, much to my dismay. Another cat, earlier than this when I was a child, would opt for the tub. Cats are wonderful, affectionate creatures, very intelligent as well!

[Beskar]

Best solution I hear is to approach the cat on the wall, stroke it, then place it in a bin.

[Vuk]

lol, my cat's father used to tear the heads off of rodents and leave them at the door. I think she learned from his bad habits. :P

[Fragony]

Best solution I hear is to approach the cat on the wall, stroke it, then place it in a bin.

Well her life is suitably made into a living hell

[Vuk]

Well her life is suitably made into a living hell

lol, I did not understand Beskar's comment and I do not understand yours Frag. :P

[A Nerd]

I assumed the bin is a cage. Not good for an outdoor cat.

[Megas Methuselah]

Gross thead, mane...

[Fragony]

I assumed the bin is a cage. Not good for an outdoor cat.

Nah some old UK psycho dropped a cat in a bin, and it was filmed. These things travel fast, 28.000 people on her anti-her page on facebook so far. She is now under police protection, probably close to death by nervous breakdown by now. Suits her right.

[Vuk]

Best solution I hear is to approach the cat on the wall, stroke it, then place it in a bin.

lol, I prefer clothes washing machines.