Time Cube - Mini Mafia [Concluded]

[GeneralHankerchief]

Background:
http://www.timecube.com/ - (warning, some language/general craziness)

7 players minimum, 10 maximum, I'll try to stick to 24 hour phases as best I can. Consider this my "warm up" for War in Heaven, which will happen in a month. Further information will be revealed in due time. Believe in the Cube.

Signed up:
God Emperor
Reenk Roink
Sasaki Kojiro
Yaseikhaan
Skooma Addict
civplayah
landlubber
Diamondeye
Askthepizzaguy
Romanic

[God Emperor]

Sure, In :)

[Reenk Roink]

Holy ****! You found my favorite 8 year old. (on the internet)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

In.

Holy ****! You found my favorite 88 year old. (on the internet)

fixed

[seireikhaan]

For the glory of the cube. In.

[Skooma Addict]

In.

[civplayah]

I'll play!

[landlubber]

Sounds fun, I'm in.

[Diamondeye]

In!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Hmm, 8 seems like a good number. I'll have this game up and running within 24 hours.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Consider me a potential replacement/drooling admirer from afar. I will watch this with GREAT interest.

[Romanic]

Can we still join?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Okay, I'll let the two of you in. But I'm capping it at 10, as per the OP.

[Renata]

Argh, too late! I'll just kibbitz. *slinks off*

[GeneralHankerchief]

Role PMs are out.

Premise: According to Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and World's Wisest Human, opposites are a big part of Time Cube. Each player, with the exception of the two mafiosi, has their opposite number in this game. Seek your opposite out in order to protect the world's harmony and duality. Lose your opposite and the world grows ever closer to falling into darkness. Should all four pairs of opposites lose their balance, then Time Cube will have been forever altered.

Rules: Usual ones apply. No quoting PMs, role or otherwise, no being fancy in trying to get around this rule either. It's a Mini game, shouldn't be that hard.

It is now Night of Sunrise Phase (N1). You have 24 hours to send me orders. Good luck, and have fun!

Still alive:
God Emperor
Reenk Roink
Sasaki Kojiro
Yaseikhaan
Skooma Addict
civplayah
landlubber
Diamondeye
Askthepizzaguy
Romanic

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I may have to withdraw from this game. I've spent over 8+ hours reading Gene's website (and his book Mr. Marbles--Marbles For Everyone). His work is absolutely extrordinary and has sent me on a research binge into dozens of other topics. I now believe in UFO's and that they are using the sun to access different dimensions, I also believe that there are extra-terrestrial beings on mars and the moon, and the annanaki created us.

I've came to the conclusion that the majority of humans are too ignorant, uninterested and judgmental to become educated on the topic of where we really came from and how the universe works, but I fully understand and at the moment im contemplating on moving to ecuador.

[landlubber]

That was a joke, right?
Just making sure.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

That was a joke, right?
Just making sure.

A HOLOCAUST AND IT IS NIGH UPON YOU. HIRED SICK TEACHERS
ARE PAID TO TEACH YOU EVIL TO
ENSLAVE YOU STUPID AND YOU
NOW POSSESS AN IDIOT CYCLOPIC
MENTALITY. YOU LACK THE BRAINS TO KNOW THAT 4 SIMULTANEOUS DAYS ROTATE IN AN IMAGINARY CUBED EARTH.

KEEP IGNORING ME AQND YOU WILL PAY HELL FOR CLAIMING

[landlubber]

K, thanks for answering.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I want to have Sasaki's babies.

[Reenk Roink]

GOD EMPEROR BELIEVES IN LINEAR TIME

[Sasaki Kojiro]

God Emperor has by far the most timecube-esque name.

[God Emperor]

I won the game yaiih

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Time Cube can not be taught. Time Cube is the union of all acquired knowledge and the genius that applies it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You have to be evil to ignore this math.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

1-Midday to midday is a 24 hour rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown is a 24 hour rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight is a 24 hour rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup is a 24 hour rotation.



4 Earth corners rotate 4 Time corners -
for 4 simultaneous day rotation of Earth -
equating the principle of a 4 pole motor.
Academic idiots will deny the obvious.
Americans are EVIL for ignoring Cubicism.

[Romanic]

I didn't go to the TimeCube website before signing up for this game, and I didn't know about that website (it's up since 1997). Hmm...

That's gotta be the strangest theme I've seen for a Mafia game! Why GH picked that theme is beyond my limited understanding

[Diamondeye]

I want to have Sasaki's babies.

Me too. We'll have to fight over him

Seriously, though, Sasaki; Once again an absolutely amazing first post (RotS, anyone?) - this time with a follow-up. Magnificent!

Oh, and Romanic, you must admit that this setting will make for a LOT of fun!

Simple Cube Divinity is the most perfect and life supporting form existing in the universe and on Earth - including Earth itself.

[Romanic]

Oh, and Romanic, you must admit that this setting will make for a LOT of fun!

Yes!!

Unless I die tonight.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Midday representative and Cubicist Romanic
Found dead this morning with his throat slit
Obviously the work of the
EVIL COWARD ONEIST
Educators Those who would see
The Great Work of Cubicism LOST FOREVER
And DOOM come across
Our precious and True Cubic Nation
They do not teach the Truth
They are a CONSPIRACY who
Doom the very souls of us all
We must find them and LYNCH
Those who would bury Cubicism
Before it is TOO LATE

It is now Day of Sunrise Phase (D1). You have 24 hours to vote.

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Still alive: (9)
God Emperor
Reenk Roink
Sasaki Kojiro
Yaseikhaan
Skooma Addict
civplayah
landlubber
Diamondeye
Askthepizzaguy

Killed:
Romanic

[Romanic]

I died tonight!