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(Thanks to Seon for the concept, the rules, and his blessing for me to run this installment of the game. You can play Roll to Dodge on CFC in one of these two threads.)
The rules are simple:
1. Post an action.
2. I will roll one of my trusty six sided dice and tell you the outcome of your action.
If, by some odd twist of fate, something is flying towards you, you get a free roll to dodge it. If you die, you lose the game. You win if everybody else is dead.
Here is how the die rolls work out:
1- Epic failure. You actually take the exact opposite action.
2- Failure.
3- Marginal success.
4- Success.
5- Perfect success.
6- Overshot.
You can virtually do anything, but be careful since you have a 50% chance of screwing it up. If you post multiple actions at once, only the first action will be taken. This will disregard all other actions and intent. Twisted Evil
Also, if you attempt to take an action without an intermediate action (example, you try to wear a shirt you are not carrying) the action auto-fails. You can't take the same action twice in a row, and only the first action you submit before I post the results of every bodies actions will be resolved.
ANYTHING GOES, so be creative!
Example:
You all are trapped inside a jail cell. What do you do
Player 1: I take out my laser cutter and cut through the bars
Me: Automatic 2: You rummage around in your pockets for the nonexistent laser cutter. You trip and fall on someone's foot.
Roll to dodge for Player two: 3
You manage to pull out most of your leg, but your toes got crushed.
Player Two: UGH! I kick Player 1 in the face.
Me: 6: You jump up and seem to levitate over the Player 1. You execute a perfect flip, your toes just brushing the roof, and snap one leg forward in time to connect with Player1's face. The force of your kick makes the room explode. People go flying out the cell. Roll to Dodge[5]. Everyone miraculously missed the glass of water.
Easy? Now go and play.
Starting situation: You all start in a dark, cramped box. You can't see anything, but you feel uncomfortably dizzy.
The rules are simple:
1. Post an action.
2. I will roll one of my trusty six sided dice and tell you the outcome of your action.
If, by some odd twist of fate, something is flying towards you, you get a free roll to dodge it. If you die, you lose the game. You win if everybody else is dead.
Here is how the die rolls work out:
1- Epic failure. You actually take the exact opposite action.
2- Failure.
3- Marginal success.
4- Success.
5- Perfect success.
6- Overshot.
You can virtually do anything, but be careful since you have a 50% chance of screwing it up. If you post multiple actions at once, only the first action will be taken. This will disregard all other actions and intent. Twisted Evil
Also, if you attempt to take an action without an intermediate action (example, you try to wear a shirt you are not carrying) the action auto-fails. You can't take the same action twice in a row, and only the first action you submit before I post the results of every bodies actions will be resolved.
ANYTHING GOES, so be creative!
Example:
You all are trapped inside a jail cell. What do you do
Player 1: I take out my laser cutter and cut through the bars
Me: Automatic 2: You rummage around in your pockets for the nonexistent laser cutter. You trip and fall on someone's foot.
Roll to dodge for Player two: 3
You manage to pull out most of your leg, but your toes got crushed.
Player Two: UGH! I kick Player 1 in the face.
Me: 6: You jump up and seem to levitate over the Player 1. You execute a perfect flip, your toes just brushing the roof, and snap one leg forward in time to connect with Player1's face. The force of your kick makes the room explode. People go flying out the cell. Roll to Dodge[5]. Everyone miraculously missed the glass of water.
Easy? Now go and play.
Starting situation: You all start in a dark, cramped box. You can't see anything, but you feel uncomfortably dizzy.
Players: 0/15
Askthepizzaguy
150 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
Vendetta-inducer.
Double A
65 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
No uber-skillz at Roll to Dodge (automatic re-roll of next six)
Chaotix
140 HP
Inventory
None
Commendations
Vendetta against Joooray (must attack Chaotix until either of them die)
Joooray
30 HP
Inventory
Re-rolling device.
Commendations
Has dibs (is the only one that can pick up items for one more turn).
Vendetta against Chaotix (must attack Chaotix until either them die)
Bleeding (minus 10 HP per turn until healed.)
Khazaar
150 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
Found the lightswitch
Beskar
150 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
Jedi.
Abilities
Force Lightning
Winston Hughes
100 HP
Inventory
HP-Restoring lunch.
Commendations
Wannabe dinosaur rider.
Subdued the dinosaur- +1 next turn to any roll involving the dinosaur.
NPCs:
Dinosaur
Winston Hughes' adversary.
Allegiance: Not Winston Hughes.
Subdued- More likely to do Winston Hughes' bidding.
Guard
The best security guy in the county.
Allegiance: Not you.
Askthepizzaguy
150 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
Vendetta-inducer.
Double A
65 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
No uber-skillz at Roll to Dodge (automatic re-roll of next six)
Chaotix
140 HP
Inventory
None
Commendations
Vendetta against Joooray (must attack Chaotix until either of them die)
Joooray
30 HP
Inventory
Re-rolling device.
Commendations
Has dibs (is the only one that can pick up items for one more turn).
Vendetta against Chaotix (must attack Chaotix until either them die)
Bleeding (minus 10 HP per turn until healed.)
Khazaar
150 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
Found the lightswitch
Beskar
150 HP
Inventory
None.
Commendations
Jedi.
Abilities
Force Lightning
Winston Hughes
100 HP
Inventory
HP-Restoring lunch.
Commendations
Wannabe dinosaur rider.
Subdued the dinosaur- +1 next turn to any roll involving the dinosaur.
NPCs:
Dinosaur
Winston Hughes' adversary.
Allegiance: Not Winston Hughes.
Subdued- More likely to do Winston Hughes' bidding.
Guard
The best security guy in the county.
Allegiance: Not you.
I'll join to support this effort. I have never played before, though!
I don't really understand how this is going to work, but it sounds like fun, so I'll join.
Also the threads over at CFC are hilarious.
How long is this planned to take or is it open end until everyone but one is still alive? And is it possible to join at any time?
Also the threads over at CFC are hilarious.
How long is this planned to take or is it open end until everyone but one is still alive? And is it possible to join at any time?
In.
I search for a lightswitch...
I search for a lightswitch...
Why not?
In.
In.
Originally Posted by Joooray:
I don't really understand how this is going to work, but it sounds like fun, so I'll join.
Also the threads over at CFC are hilarious.
How long is this planned to take or is it open end until everyone but one is still alive? And is it possible to join at any time?
It goes until only one player is left, and yes, you can join any time.I don't really understand how this is going to work, but it sounds like fun, so I'll join.
Also the threads over at CFC are hilarious.
How long is this planned to take or is it open end until everyone but one is still alive? And is it possible to join at any time?
Now, remember players, you must post your actions if you want to play.
I look for pills to get rid of the dizziness.
Using a Swiss Army Knife, Duct-tape and the other items around me, I construct an item which would save me in a life or death situation.
But doesn't that give an unfair advantage to those that join later. Or are you going to balance that? (I hope I don't sound to whiny 
)
BTW: I was wondering why you use a 6-sided dice and not a 20-sided like they do at CFC?
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My action:
I'm going to tickle Beskar until he let's go of his device and then steal it from him.
)BTW: I was wondering why you use a 6-sided dice and not a 20-sided like they do at CFC?
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My action:
I'm going to tickle Beskar until he let's go of his device and then steal it from him.
I pack myself a lunch consisting of refried cow leather, consolidated bacon grease with extra rock salt, extra-crunchy birch bark, a pound of buckshot, twelve cuban cigars, and a Forty ounce of malt liquor.
Ok, this won't take much time... I have nothing to do from 7 to 7:20 (am). Not enough time to do much of anything besides eat, really...
I develop über 1337 skillz at roll to dodge.
I develop über 1337 skillz at roll to dodge.
Originally Posted by Joooray:
But doesn't that give an unfair advantage to those that join later. Or are you going to balance that? (I hope I don't sound to whiny )
BTW: I was wondering why you use a 6-sided dice and not a 20-sided like they do at CFC?
Well, it kind of does, which is why on CFC they give you extra HP for joining earlier. Since everyone has 100 HP, people who join in the first two rounds get 150 instead of 100.But doesn't that give an unfair advantage to those that join later. Or are you going to balance that? (I hope I don't sound to whiny
)BTW: I was wondering why you use a 6-sided dice and not a 20-sided like they do at CFC?
And, about the die, the first four Roll to Dodges were with 6-sided dice. I started with that just so you can be introduced to the setup. If this goes well, the next will probably use a twenty-sided die.
Update commencing!
Originally Posted by Khazaar:
I search for a lightswitch...
(3): You find one, and you turn on the light. You find yourself in what appears to be a giant cardboard box.I search for a lightswitch...
Originally Posted by Chaotix:
I look for pills to get rid of the dizziness.
(4): You find pills and take them, giving you +1 to your next roll.I look for pills to get rid of the dizziness.
Originally Posted by Beskar:
Using a Swiss Army Knife, Duct-tape and the other items around me, I construct an item which would save me in a life or death situation.
(3): You manage to construct a machine which allows you to re-do any previous roll. Unfortunately, it needs batteries as well.Using a Swiss Army Knife, Duct-tape and the other items around me, I construct an item which would save me in a life or death situation.
Originally Posted by Joooray:
My action:
I'm going to tickle Beskar until he let's go of his device and then steal it from him.
(4): Beskar squeals and backs away, while you steal the device. With your mad tickling skills, you knock 2 HP out of him.My action:
I'm going to tickle Beskar until he let's go of his device and then steal it from him.
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
I pack myself a lunch consisting of refried cow leather, consolidated bacon grease with extra rock salt, extra-crunchy birch bark, a pound of buckshot, twelve cuban cigars, and a Forty ounce of malt liquor.
(5): The lunch is now in your inventory! Eating it will restore 20 HP, and you may eat it as a free action. (However, you may not exceed your maximum HP value, which is currently 150. So, if you eat it with less than 20 HP lost, you are restored just to 150.)I pack myself a lunch consisting of refried cow leather, consolidated bacon grease with extra rock salt, extra-crunchy birch bark, a pound of buckshot, twelve cuban cigars, and a Forty ounce of malt liquor.
Originally Posted by Double A:
I develop über 1337 skillz at roll to dodge.
(2): You fail. Now, the next time you roll a six, the die will re-roll until you get a five or lower.I develop über 1337 skillz at roll to dodge.
I lose the game.
I radiate waves of raw manliness from my body, to cause the cardboard box to disintegrate.
Originally Posted by Double A:
I lose the game.
We are rather a man of extremes, are we not? I lose the game.
Anyway, I call dips on anything we find outside the box.
I pull Joooray's pants down infront of a girl he fancies, but too shy to confront, totally embarrassing him and makes her laugh at him.
I get into mah pickup truck and run over Double A, for trying to outclever the game host.
I search for my trusty machete...
I transform into a dinosaur of some kind.
Originally Posted by Chaotix:
I radiate waves of raw manliness from my body, to cause the cardboard box to disintegrate.
(5+1=6): The box becomes a pile of useless powder. You find yourself on a ship. The guard, noticing this, fires at you with his shotgun.I radiate waves of raw manliness from my body, to cause the cardboard box to disintegrate.
ROLL TO DODGE! (3): You barely avoid his shot.
Originally Posted by Joooray:
Anyway, I call dips on anything we find outside the box.
(6): The other players acknowledge your dibs so severely, that they can't collect any more items for three turns.Anyway, I call dips on anything we find outside the box.
Originally Posted by Beskar:
I pull Joooray's pants down infront of a girl he fancies, but too shy to confront, totally embarrassing him and makes her laugh at him.
(5): Joooray is so embarrassed that he gets -1 to his next roll.I pull Joooray's pants down infront of a girl he fancies, but too shy to confront, totally embarrassing him and makes her laugh at him.
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
I get into mah pickup truck and run over Double A, for trying to outclever the game host.
(3): You cause some minor damage for -10 HP.I get into mah pickup truck and run over Double A, for trying to outclever the game host.
Originally Posted by Khazaar:
I search for my trusty machete...
(4): You find it, however, you are unable to claim it, as Joooray has dibs.I search for my trusty machete...
Originally Posted by Winston Hughes:
I transform into a dinosaur of some kind.
(1): A dinosaur appears out of nowhere to crush you.I transform into a dinosaur of some kind.
ROLL TO DODGE! (3): You barely avoid his foot.
Originally Posted by Double A:
I lose the game.
(4): You wipe out half of your HP.I lose the game.
Pull a pin on a grenade outside the box which causes Joooray to come over immediately, saying he called dibs on, and pockets it.
I use my manly-vision to blast the guard into the water.
I locate the nearest weapons crate and take out everything I can carry, including a pin for my newly acquired grenade.
I attempt to ride the dinosaur.
Originally Posted by Winston Hughes:
I attempt to ride the dinosaur.
This is why I am playing this game. Because there is, ostensibly, going to be some attempt to whack the other players, thus resulting in some winner, but certain people are more interested in getting themselves injured.... for the yuks.I attempt to ride the dinosaur.
I am enjoying.
Right, an action:
I use my incredible mafia argument skills to direct Joooray and Chaotix into attacking each other instead of me. They find me very not suspicious now, and find each other incredibly scummy, and wish to kill each other.
I use my incredible mafia argument skills to direct Joooray and Chaotix into attacking each other instead of me. They find me very not suspicious now, and find each other incredibly scummy, and wish to kill each other.
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy:
Right, an action:
I use my incredible mafia argument skills to direct Joooray and Chaotix into attacking each other instead of me. They find me very not suspicious now, and find each other incredibly scummy, and wish to kill each other.
Is that your way of telling me (and Chaotix for that matter), one shouldn't trust you in Hyrule-Mafia, eh?! Right, an action:
I use my incredible mafia argument skills to direct Joooray and Chaotix into attacking each other instead of me. They find me very not suspicious now, and find each other incredibly scummy, and wish to kill each other.
Originally Posted by Joooray:
Is that your way of telling me (and Chaotix for that matter), one shouldn't trust you in Hyrule-Mafia, eh?!
No, Joooray, I am aware you guys all read both threads. Is that your way of telling me (and Chaotix for that matter), one shouldn't trust you in Hyrule-Mafia, eh?!
My sense of humor isn't that sick, okay?
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