Roll to Dodge- Gameroom Edition [Concluded]

[landlubber]

Pull a pin on a grenade outside the box which causes Joooray to come over immediately, saying he called dibs on, and pockets it.

(6): He pockets it, and it explodes for -30HP.

I use my manly-vision to blast the guard into the water.

(2): You stare intently at him, but nothing happens. He decides to fire at you again.
ROLL TO DODGE! (4): The guard misses.

I locate the nearest weapons crate and take out everything I can carry, including a pin for my newly acquired grenade.

(1): You find a crate full of bombs counting down from five... four...
ROLL TO DODGE! (1): You can't get out of the way, and your arm is blown off, knocking away 75 HP, and leaving you bleeding (-10 HP per turn) until healed.

I attempt to ride the dinosaur.

(1): You hop on the dinosaur's back, and it bucks you off for -50 HP.

Right, an action:

I use my incredible mafia argument skills to direct Joooray and Chaotix into attacking each other instead of me. They find me very not suspicious now, and find each other incredibly scummy, and wish to kill each other.

(6): You succeed! All of Joooray and Choatix's action will now automatically be vetoed unless they involve attacking one another. They can't stop until one of them is dead.

I´ll throw Joorays dibs Machete to him, blade first! After all it´s his...

(6): Joooray gets another -25 HP, leaving him with only 20 HP left.

[Beskar]

I mediate and learn the powers of the force, becoming a Jedi.

[Winston Hughes]

I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.

[Joooray]

Alright, that's it for me I guess, you people are mean.

Anyway, I turn into a vampire and suck the life out of Chaotix which will also heal me at the same time, while taking the batteries he has in his pocket.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

[Winston Hughes]

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

Thanks.

Believe it or not, I actually won Roll to Dodge 4.

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Engraged with Alan for his lacklustre service, I convert my engine to run on anger and other such negative emotions.

I look around to find a copy of every red-blooded Monster Truck's favourite x-rated comic book - The Erotic Adventures of Suzi BigWheels. Even a momentary glimpse of the carnal depravity depicted on its cover will be enough to get my motor running.

I use the giant leeches to create a living suit of armour for myself, which can not only protect me against attack, but also allows me to leech other people's health if they dare come close to me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And that is probably why you win. Who wants to kill the guy making everyone laugh?

That's why gratuitous jokes in mafia games is scummy. Right Kagemusha?

[Winston Hughes]

And that is probably why you win. Who wants to kill the guy making everyone laugh?

Actually, I won because everyone got nuked, and I was lucky with the dice roll. Plenty of people tried to kill me, as I recall.

[Chaotix]

I rub garlic all over myself and then tackle vampire-Jooray.

[Seon]

Thanks.

Believe it or not, I actually won Roll to Dodge 4.

I remember that. I was the one who created the bomb. It had a faulty detonator so it would go off whenever I rolled a 1. I immediately journeyed to a nuke shelter.

My final action was: "I roll a 1."

BUt of course. I forgot to close the frigging door...

Edit: Oh, and check out the gameroom assembly yard if you want your brain cauterized even further.