Roll to Dodge- Gameroom Edition [Concluded]

[Beskar]

I mediate and learn the powers of the force, becoming a Jedi.

[Winston Hughes]

I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.

[Joooray]

Alright, that's it for me I guess, you people are mean.

Anyway, I turn into a vampire and suck the life out of Chaotix which will also heal me at the same time, while taking the batteries he has in his pocket.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I attempt to hypnotise the dinosaur, such that it will do my bidding from now on.

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

[Winston Hughes]

I give Winston Hughes my packed lunch out of sheer gratitude for this display of awesome.

Thanks.

Believe it or not, I actually won Roll to Dodge 4.

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Engraged with Alan for his lacklustre service, I convert my engine to run on anger and other such negative emotions.

I look around to find a copy of every red-blooded Monster Truck's favourite x-rated comic book - The Erotic Adventures of Suzi BigWheels. Even a momentary glimpse of the carnal depravity depicted on its cover will be enough to get my motor running.

I use the giant leeches to create a living suit of armour for myself, which can not only protect me against attack, but also allows me to leech other people's health if they dare come close to me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And that is probably why you win. Who wants to kill the guy making everyone laugh?

That's why gratuitous jokes in mafia games is scummy. Right Kagemusha?

[Winston Hughes]

And that is probably why you win. Who wants to kill the guy making everyone laugh?

Actually, I won because everyone got nuked, and I was lucky with the dice roll. Plenty of people tried to kill me, as I recall.

[Chaotix]

I rub garlic all over myself and then tackle vampire-Jooray.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I rub garlic all over myself and then tackle vampire-Jooray.

Should I grab my camera?

[Seon]

Thanks.

Believe it or not, I actually won Roll to Dodge 4.

I remember that. I was the one who created the bomb. It had a faulty detonator so it would go off whenever I rolled a 1. I immediately journeyed to a nuke shelter.

My final action was: "I roll a 1."

BUt of course. I forgot to close the frigging door...

Edit: Oh, and check out the gameroom assembly yard if you want your brain cauterized even further.