Roll to Dodge- Gameroom Edition [Concluded]

[landlubber]

I feed ATPG's packed lunch to the dinosaur, thus winning its everlasting trust and friendship.

(3+1=4): The dinosaur is now yours to control.

I do not fear the dark side as you do, Beskar. I will bring peace, security, and justice to my new Empire.
I train under Palpatine and learn the ways of the Sith.

(1): Palpatine smites you for -25 HP.

I use Force Lightning on AskthePizzaGuy.
Sorry dear Pizza, did I forget to tell you I implemented the Rule of One?

(4): Lord of Lent is hit for another -25HP.

I summon Jar Jar Binks from the depths of the sea to counteract the Force.

(6): "Mesa here!" Jar-Jar Binks is now your ally! He then tries to hurt Joooray.
ROLL TO DODGE FOR JOOORAY! (1): Joooray is down to 5 HP.

I hide under a small cardboard box and become invisible...

(2): The guard drags you out from under the box. Oh, and he shoots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (5): You run away from his shot.

I shoot laser from my pointy teeth at Chaotix and finally pick up those batteries.

(1): Jar-Jar blocks your teeth-laser. The absorption of the laser gives Jar-Jar +1 to attacking.