HELP!!! How to clear the clogged toilet...

[Cute Wolf]

Well... this morning, after I defecate in my sitting toilet that was near my bedroom... I turn the flush button as usual, but this time, my (sorry) fecal matters won't go down, I flush them again, and worse, water start to overflow... and they only slowly goes down... so I decide to just leave that for some time and flush again, this time with a big bucket full of water... and this time they overflow again... yucks...

So it seems that thing was clogged, and I searched the closet (actually an unused room to storage all unused things) to found a plunger, and try to unclog the toilet, several fecal matters out, but it seems that my toilet is still clogged... damn... try to do it harder, and it still fails... and it seems all the pipe is somewhat full of fecal matters...

And so I decide to bought some caustic soda, and pour those things into the toilet hole... looks like it works, but after some unpleasant fumes and hissss......

Dammit! that damn toilet is still clogged!!!

So I can't use the toilet at my house... and after some manual cleaning of those "overflowed fecal matters" (which you could guess how disturbing it was)... and manually drain the toilet bowl... and clean the bathroom... I can't use the toilet at all, so I must go outside and literally piss on earth at the backyard... and I not yet feels the need to defecate, but maybe I'll using my neighbour's or the university toilet....

And my professor just laughing his ass off when I said the reason I absent today : "My toilet is clogged, and I must clear all the fecal matters"

I'm living alone at my house (I rent my house, a small house in Bandung, as my parents live in another province), so I must repair that toilet all by myself, because Plumber services are real expensive here... and as my toilet is near my bedroom, major pipe surgery will be..... crack most tiles under the room... (dammit, the house designer is soo absolutely stupid!)

Is there any suggestion how to unclog a toilet (other than try harder with the plunger), or another chemichals I should try with?

PS: My toilet is sitting flush toilet, ceramic... I knew, squat toilet in my parent's house was far better as it was easier to deal with...

[Beskar]

If you are renting, doesn't the landlord have to pay for the repair? (that is how I works over here, at least)

But damn, what did you eat last night that completely blocked the toilet?

[Fragony]

Fill up plastic bottle of water, jam it in and give it all emptying it. Few times should be enough. And change your dinner.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Get some gloves and get stuck in!

[Cute Wolf]

If you are renting, doesn't the landlord have to pay for the repair? (that is how I works over here, at least)

But damn, what did you eat last night that completely blocked the toilet?

well, I allready contact him, but he said that was my own business... and as long as it don't need major surgery, I should try to fix that myself
and if it need major surgery, maybe we'll take the repair bill 50-50, because it was me who using that home for this last 3 and half years...
what did you expect from a house that the rent cost was Rp 6000000 per years (about $600)?

And last night? I only eat some rice with fish...

[caravel]

Get a wire coat hanger unbend it and angle the end of it slightly. Push it in and around the U bend and twist vigorously. Then if the water level has gone down to where it normally is, fill up a bucket of water and toss it down all at once.

Whatever you do, don't flush the toilet when the bowl is already full up. I can't believe how often people do that.

[Cute Wolf]

Get a wire coat hanger unbend it and angle the end of it slightly. Push it in and around the U bend and twist vigorously. Then if the water level has gone down to where it normally is, fill up a bucket of water and toss it down all at once.

Whatever you do, don't flush the toilet when the bowl is already full up. I can't believe how often people do that.

Ok, thanks, I'll try that this night

If you leave it as it is and just leave, he will have to rent a broken apartment,

it was no apartment, my house is small house on the ground... and that wasn't funny if I can't defecate in my house at all...

[Beskar]

it was no apartment, my house is small house on the ground... and that wasn't funny if I can't defecate in my house at all...

It is hilarious, you have to really think what you have done to that poor toilet for it to get like that.

[Vladimir]

Caustic and environmentally damaging chemicals work wonders. If one doesn't work by itself, mix a few for best results.

[Fragony]

well, I allready contact him, but he said that was my own business...

If you leave it as it is and just leave, he will have to rent a broken apartment,