Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

[Seon]

It seemed as if years, instead of days, has passed since that accursed tower sprang up from what was once San Andreas's Fault (Which was, incidentally, totally not San Andreas's fault). In the first day or so of its appearance, several billion billion zerglings demons appeared from the tower and rushed through the United States. Needless to say, the rest of the world followed it couple of days later.

Scientists tracked the source of the tower's power, which was assumed to be a massive gem (because it's always like that in fantasy novels), to the top floor of the massive tower (Oh look, a repetition). If the power source was to be destroyed, the demon invasion would be stopped...all will return to normal, and everything will have a happy ending. But who would volunteer for such a mission? Surly the power source would be heavily guarded...chances of survival would be as much as the chance that GM stock prices would overtake Apple's.

It is times like this when humanity needs a hero.

Instead, it got some rag tag bunch of nerds who played too much D&D, mafia games, or both.

They looked at the giant gate to the tower (which could presumably unleash a billion billion zerglings daemons at once) and trembled. Would they dare venture into the opening? Would they save the world? No, no they can't.

It is times like this when humanity loses all hope. Quite frankly I agree with them too.

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Hi, welcome to my installment of Roll to Dodge. Here, your objective is not to kill each other in the most epic way possible (although you are completely free to try), but rather, reach the Daemonic power source at the top of the tower in order to destroy it.

You shall post an action every phase. I will roll a dice to determine the outcome.

1: You do exactly the opposite of what you intended to do.
2: Simply fail.
3: partial success, by that I mean probably not much.
4: Partial success. You do what you want to do, but it probably doesn't give you the effect you wanted it to have.
5: You do exactly what you wanted to do.
6: You overshoot and die horribly


Note that you may not use any abilities or items that I have not yet told you that you have.


List of Players:

1. Diamondeye
Status: On fire
Item: WOOT I AM ALPHA WOLF T-shirt ON FIRE. Butterfly Knife.

2. Jooray:
Statys: Healthy
Item: A bag of dry ice.

3. landlubber
Status: Landsick healthy.
Item: Glargleblaster with Plasma cooling compensator Mark 2034. Replica, of course.

4. Chaotix
Status: Healthy
Item: Water gun