Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

[Diamondeye]

Thus relieved of the deadweight of my spleen, I take flight and launch an aerial attack against the boss monster!

[landlubber]

I strike again at teh boss monster.

[Seon]

I convert my own pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY and blast the ninja with it.

Converting pain into energy is an art, an art you don't know.

I combine my staggeringly powerful mental powers with AntiKingWarmanCake's head's and I create a quantum singularity that sucks the boss monster into another dimension while leaving me in the tower

You do not have any mental powers, for you are a hand and thus without a head.

I hug the Boss Monster, making it realize its evil ways and becoming our ally.

3: It realizes its evil way just fine thank you, and it loves it.

I use AntiKingWarmanCake's body as a suit of armour

2: It is rather unsuitable for a suit of armor.

Thus relieved of the deadweight of my spleen, I take flight and launch an aerial attack against the boss monster!

You are a bit too heavy. The bossmonster decides to help you more by swallowing more and more of your flesh. If not treated you WILL die mwahahahaahahahahahaahahaha ahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahah aahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahaahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I strike again at teh boss monster

1: You fix its carapace.

[landlubber]

I heal Diamondeye.

[ByzantineKnight]

I use secret massage techniques to immobilize the boss monster's muscles from the inside

[Diamondeye]

In order to avoid the grizzly fate of being swallowed by the Boss Monster, I hurry up and eat myself first!

[Chaotix]

I take art classes to learn how to convert pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY.

[Joooray]

I start arguing with the Boss Monster and warn her that she will be grounded if she won't stop RIGHT NOW and let us go on in peace!

[Lord of Lent]

I pretend to be a female boss monster so I will be able to make him stop attacking us.

[Diamondeye]

((OOC: I feel that we are rightfully chosen for this task. Look at our professional approach until now ))

[Seon]

Yeah, and you are still on the ground flloor! :D. Just 99 more floors to clear guys.

[Joooray]

Well you could cut us some slack and not throw those evil beings at us all the time!! (And make my throws better)

[Seon]

Well you could cut us some slack and not throw those evil beings at us all the time!! (And make my throws better)

Come on now Joooray, do you fish all the fish out of the lake? I did say there were billion billion zergliings demons, right?

[Joooray]

Come on now Joooray, do you fish all the fish out of the lake? I did say there were billion billion zergliings demons, right?

You said, they were all gone to take the world, you lied!! This is not what I signed up for! I want my mommy!

[Seon]

You said, they were all gone to take the world, you lied!! This is not what I signed up for! I want my mommy!

Heheheheheheheh they are all gone now, but I wonder what they would do if they discover, let's say, that there's a group of elite well trained saboteurs inside their tower?

[Joooray]

... group of elite well trained saboteurs inside their tower?

Well, good to know we are nothing even remotely close to that.

[Seon]

Well, good to know we are nothing even remotely close to that.

Well, so far, you all have...

Survived more wounds than it should have been physically possible for a human being...

fit a boat inside your back pocket....

Ninja dodged a bossmonster

cracked its carapace

Killed at least a dozen zerglings demons/ninjas

Flew

Has a rocket hand of D00M

Saw through the disguised demon that the copy of the book JOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAY dies at the end is.

[ByzantineKnight]

bump?

[Seon]

Do not bump the bumper,for you are merely prolonging your ETERNAL torture in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, updates come when I feel like it, I will do it within a day.

[ByzantineKnight]

Do not bump the bumper,for you are merely prolonging your ETERNAL torture in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, updates come when I feel like it, I will do it within a day.

Sorry, I did not want to seem impatient, I was just hoping that no one forgot about the game :P No pressure though! Whenever you want to update is fine with me

[Seon]

I heal Diamondeye.

5: Strap on some bandages (how did you do that with a...) and he's all fine.

I use secret massage techniques to immobilize the boss monster's muscles from the inside

You know no such technique, but feel that you have been given mercy, for you would have rolled a 2 if I decided to go through with this.

In order to avoid the grizzly fate of being swallowed by the Boss Monster, I hurry up and eat myself first!

3:You don't have ze guts, and you probably wouldn't have one literally if you don't do anything about the boss monster

Roll to Dodge! 3: Ooooow.

I take art classes to learn how to convert pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY

1: You now have the ability to channel your happiness into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY which will heal all those zerglings demons and whatnot who are trying to defend their home and harm those evil nerds and allies who are trying to blow it up.

I start arguing with the Boss Monster and warn her that she will be grounded if she won't stop RIGHT NOW and let us go on in peace!

6: It's supereffective! The Boss Monster runs back home crying like an adolescent giant spider of level 54 she is.

I pretend to be a female boss monster so I will be able to make him stop attacking us.

4: Unfortunately she's quite gone now.

[Chaotix]

I channel the image of rainbows and lollipops into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY to create a FORCE FIELD OF HAPPINESS to defend the entire group of allies.

[Joooray]

Wohoo, my awesome parenting skills defeated the boss monster.

I use them again, by making the group of adventures advance to the next level of the castle. Come on people, don't lose the group. Everybody got a partner?

[Diamondeye]

I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.

[Seon]

I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.

Warning!

Doing so and succeeding may cause Class 4 Apocalypse.

[Diamondeye]

Warning!

Doing so and succeeding may cause Class 4 Apocalypse.

My orders stopped being sane long ago (were they ever?)

[landlubber]

I see if my new Boss Monster hands can do anything special.

[ByzantineKnight]

I rocketpunch my way out of the boss monster and make my way back to the rest of the group

[Seon]

I channel the image of rainbows and lollipops into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY to create a FORCE FIELD OF HAPPINESS to defend the entire group of allies.

3: A dashing light of rainbows covers the entire group with holy aura, then kinda fizzles out.

I use them again, by making the group of adventures advance to the next level of the castle. Come on people, don't lose the group. Everybody got a partner

4: You drag and hurl them into the next level.

I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.

5: You topple the conveniently located Tower of Gold within the next level, unleashing............a mound of TREASURE!!!!!

I see if my new Boss Monster hands can do anything special.

6: It turns out that you can use it as a toaster. If lightsabers could be used to make toasts, that is.

I rocketpunch my way out of the boss monster and make my way back to the rest of the group

4: You clamber out of the boss monster's intestines and run off to the group.

[Chaotix]

I attempt to purge all of the darkness out of my body and split my ESSENCE into TWO LIGHT AND DARK HALVES.