1: You scream around like a little chicken on fire (the T-shirt, by the way, due to its thick plot armor, is fine) and run randomly around the tower (which, incidentally, makes no difference because of how ****ing huge the tower is) until you learn to duck, cover, and roll, putting out the flames. Luckily you only received first degree burns on 50% of your body.
3: You pinch theOriginally Posted by Joooray
zerglingdemon in the neck, doing absolutely no damage. Anotherzerglingdemon pounces on you...
ROLL TO DODGE! 5: Oh so that's how you do the Vulcan Nerve Pinch...
6: Inside youir pocket you find...Originally Posted by landlubber
Neosporin
Band Aid
Bandages
Medical Tape
Medical Glue
Peptobismal
Aspirins
Anacetrapib
EMILA
Pillz
First Aid Kits
A bottle of Holy Water
A bottle with some sort of glowy stuff inside.
How to survive in a zombie apocalypse book
Book entitled Joooray dies at the end
Book entitled How to fit a boat into your pocket
A live concussion grenade.
ROLL TO DODGE! 3: It explodes 3 meter from your hand, flinging you away considerable distance and blowing apart all zerglings. Miraculously, both you and Joooray survived, although you are very shaken.
2: You feel yourself wobbling back down as your chi is used up...Originally Posted by Chaotix
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