Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

[Seon]

Too sane to update right now, I apologize for the inconvenience.

[Winston Hughes]

In what is almost certainly a flagrant violation of the rules, I ride my dinosaur out of the sunset and into the middle of whatever it is that's going on here...

[Diamondeye]

I consider whether to stop falling or to start panicking before deciding to do both - at once!

[Seon]

Fix my hands.

1: You amputate it.

I put my clothes back on and then lay down in foetal position and cry, because the Gods of Dice hate me.

6: You do it so well and realistically that few zerglings, unable to know what a "foetal position" is, explodes. They never went to the Commonwealth before, you see. Unfortunately you are still bawling like a little baby and it may or may not attract the attention of a GIANT BOSS MONSTER. Wait, WHAT GIANT BOSS MONSTER?!

I focus my chi to create a SWORD OF SPIRIT ENERGY to fight the ninjas with.

6: With a mighty yell, you form a sword 10 feet tall out of pure energy (wait what?!). Unfortunately you don't know how to control chi, only do something cool with it, and it sputters out moments later because of overexertion of energy. Ninjas are intimidated, however, by this act and backs up two paces.

Of course, lack of chi means that you can't use chi related attacks anymore until you recharge them, MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No, you don't know how to meditate either.

In what is almost certainly a flagrant violation of the rules, I ride my dinosaur out of the sunset and into the middle of whatever it is that's going on here...

Don't tempt fate, my boy.

Your dinosaur meets the Red Mage

I consider whether to stop falling or to start panicking before deciding to do both - at once!

5: You panic and pull out something from the survival kit, a small Swiss Knife, and fire the grappling hook gun attachment in order to pull you back up the hole. In addition the Swiss Knife, the kit contains...

-A Pistol with 2 magazines of ammo
-My first pet bear kit
-2 week's rations
-2 liter of water.
-A copy of the book "Joooray dies at the end."
-A serum of some kind of purple liquid.
-bandages
-A mirror that quite clearly shows a giant boss monster hanging from the ceiling while approaching you from behind
-A portable nuclear generator

All in less than 2 kg box,

[Diamondeye]

Hoping to avoid combat with the Boss Monster, I perform an impressive leap of logic that determines that if Joooray dies at the end, it means that this thing will end if Joooray dies. So I check my ammo and then I shoot him.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Can I join.

[Seon]

Can I join.

YES.

You may join.

[Joooray]

As this is not the end yet, I dodge the bullet with ease and then stare the Boss Monster to death.

[landlubber]

I look for a substitute for my hands.

[ByzantineKnight]

I would like to join as landlubber's hands if that's possible... :)

[Lord of Lent]

Can I join?

[landlubber]

I would like to join as landlubber's hands if that's possible... :)

If that's allowed, and if I do reattach you, then I'll trust you to be good little hands. We could work well as a team.

[ByzantineKnight]

If that's allowed, and if I do reattach you, then I'll trust you to be good little hands. We could work well as a team.

I've been known to be quite handy ;)

*insert audience groans*

[Joooray]

I can see some indecent touching coming up.

[Chaotix]

I groan at the loss of my chi powers and decide to probe my nose for anything useful.

[Seon]

To the people who want to join yet has not posted an action yet...

The limit's 7 player, just POST AN ACTION ALREADY :@

[ByzantineKnight]

To the people who want to join yet has not posted an action yet...

The limit's 7 player, just POST AN ACTION ALREADY :@

Sorry :P I would like to wave at AntiKingWarmanCake

[Lord of Lent]

I give everyone (including myself) a package to introduce myself.

[Seon]

Hoping to avoid combat with the Boss Monster, I perform an impressive leap of logic that determines that if Joooray dies at the end, it means that this thing will end if Joooray dies. So I check my ammo and then I shoot him.

5: You whip out your pistol and fire a shot straight in between Joooray's eyes

Roll to dodge!

6: Joooray dodges the bullet like a Matrix agent, pulls out a plasma pistol and starts to overcharge it...

then stare the Boss Monster to death

1: Avoid...eye...contact...

The Boss Monster, seeing that you are distracted, attacks you

ROLL TO DODGE!

3: It bit you in the leg, and the venom of the giant spiderlike monster makes it go all numb and stuff.

look for a substitute for my hands

6: You rip off one of the scythelike claws of the bossmonster and attach it to your arms. NICE!

Unfortunately the Boss Monster doesn't take this too well and attacks you with its OTHER scythe

Roll to Dodge! 5: CLANG! You easily deflect the attack with your own scythelike arm and then slash at the monster's abdoman with it.

I groan at the loss of my chi powers and decide to probe my nose for anything useful

3: You find nothing, what did you expect?

Meanwhile, the ninjas attack at you with shurikans!

ROLL TO DODGE! 3: It hits you in the chest.

Sorry :P I would like to wave at AntiKingWarmanCake

1: You knock his head off with a rocket powered punch.

give everyone (including myself) a package to introduce myself

COWER IN FEAR, BRIEF MORTAL, FOR YOU HAVE BROKEN MY MOST SACRED COVENANT, THAT NONE MAY INTERFERE WITH THE LAWS OF CAUSALITY! NOW I SHALL SEND THEE TO THE GOLDEN LAND WHERE EVEN THE GOLD ROSES OF THE SOIL RISES TO TEAR YOU APART AND USE YOUR HAMBURGER-LIKE MEAT AND PIECES OF BONE MARROW AS FERTILIZER!

Nah just kidding. Just don't do it again.

[Chaotix]

I pull the shurikens out of my chest and jab them into the fingers of my left hand to create a CLAW OF NINJA STARS.

[Joooray]

I create a dimensional rift with my overcharged plasma pistol which sucks in the Boss Monster.

[Diamondeye]

Performing another incredible leap of logic(?), I decide to shoot the copy of "Joooray dies at the end".

[landlubber]

I give the monster a taste of his own medicine and attack him with my new hands.

[ByzantineKnight]

I would like to throw AKWC's head at the boss monster

Edit: Oops... sorry about your head dude...

[Lord of Lent]

I check my pockets too.

[Seon]

I pull the shurikens out of my chest and jab them into the fingers of my left hand to create a CLAW OF NINJA STARS.

6: With a roar, you pull out the shurikens from your body. You pull them out sohrad that you accidentally "toss" it towards the ninjas, impaling 5 of them right in between the eye. The lone ninja looks awfully worried, but he's still a ninja! And he has that wicked sword.

Roll to Dodge: 3: You get another nasty wound to add to the list.

I create a dimensional rift with my overcharged plasma pistol which sucks in the Boss Monster

2: The plasma pistol gets so hot that you are forced to drop it. It discharges a shot towards Diamondeye

Roll to Dodge! 4: Diamondeye nearly has his head blown off, but he got off lightly with another one of those 3rd degree burn.

Performing another incredible leap of logic(?), I decide to shoot the copy of "Joooray dies at the end

2: A hand made out of black ink comes out of the book and catches the bullet mid-flight. Then it tries to eat you.

Roll to Dodge!: 2: Arrrrrrrrgh, it's chewing my spleen off!

I give the monster a taste of his own medicine and attack him with my new hands

3: It clangs off its carapace.

SWIPE! The BOSS MONSTER ATTACKS

Roll to Dodge: 4: You lose a pinky.

I would like to throw AKWC's head at the boss monster

6: You rocket punch, still holding onto the head of AKWC like a shield, the Boss Monster, cracking its carapace.

Unfortunately you now find yourself quite stuck inside the Boss Monster.

I check my pockets too

2: You can't remember where you put your pockets.

[Chaotix]

I convert my own pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY and blast the ninja with it.

[ByzantineKnight]

I combine my staggeringly powerful mental powers with AntiKingWarmanCake's head's and I create a quantum singularity that sucks the boss monster into another dimension while leaving me in the tower

[Joooray]

I hug the Boss Monster, making it realize its evil ways and becoming our ally.

[Lord of Lent]

I use AntiKingWarmanCake's body as a suit of armour.