What now?

[Titus Marcellus Scato]

They start there with an army under their faction leader, ready to besiege it (which the AI rarely does in my campaigns).

~Fluvius

That static, brain-dead KH army on Crete (right beside the town, but never besieging it) annoyed me so much I changed EB to put it near Sparta instead. So now the brain-dead KH faction leader always goes and sulks in a wood north-east of Sparta until the Maks find him. What a fracking loser.