Election 2012: Vote Naked Cowboy

[Lemur]

Finally, a candidate who speaks my language.

Welcoming 'Naked Cowboy' to the Campaign Trail



Yes, it's true. The man best known as the scantily-clad Times Square icon has issued his press releases and held a reportedly well-attended conference to declare his intention to challenge Barack Obama for president in 2012. The "Naked Cowboy" (otherwise named Robert Burck) appeared downright serious as he detailed his conservative principles and declared that "America is rapidly transforming into a government-run enterprise." Sadly, reporters don't seem to interested in his platform, but some managed to keep a straight face and give the entertainer a hearty welcome to the campaign trail.

[rory_20_uk]

At least most know if he's got the balls for the job...

[Furunculus]

now he's the kind of candidate i could get behind!

[gaelic cowboy]

I would hereby like to assure all my constituients that this is a scurilous attack on me by the writers from the AtlanticWire.

I say again I did not announce my candidacy naked in fact it was wrong as I really announced my candidacy for the 2011 Irish Presidential election.


That is all thank you further developments to be announced in due course

[Shibumi]

Weird, I heard about this years ago. Was on some news show or whatever?

[Vladimir]

That's Kinky...wait, no one wants to see him naked.

[Hax]

Only stupid people play F#/D like that. >:|

[PanzerJaeger]

I see little difference between this and the current joke in the White House other than the pretense of legitimacy in the latter.

[Strike For The South]

now he's the kind of candidate i could get behind!

you and me both.....so you come here often?

[Lemur]

I see little difference between this and the current joke in the White House other than the pretense of legitimacy in the latter.

Wait a minute ... are you saying you don't approve of President Obama? Why didn't you say so before? And here you had led the backroom on, thinking you were a big Democrat.

[Furunculus]

you and me both.....so you come here often?

ahem........... more often than i tell the lady friend, how about you?

[Strike For The South]

ahem........... more often than i tell the lady friend, how about you?

Oh whenever the urge to be bad strikes me.

Whaddya drinking?

[Furunculus]

hard liquor!

[Strike For The South]

hard liquor!

I could go for a stiff drink myself

[Furunculus]

i'm usually a little rigid until i've had a drink or two to relax.

[Hax]

Guys, all the puns are becoming too penis, if you get what I mean, har, har.

[Furunculus]

Guys, all the puns are becoming too penis, if you get what I mean, har, har.

i dunno, i've had a glans around the thread, and none of the prose appears overly tumescent.........?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Ah...fewer than 20 posts and most of those a litany of penis jokes.

Verdict: topic too flacid to continue.