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    Is that to much to ask?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Settle down to what?
    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Settle down to what?
    A family? A steady paycheck? Direction?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    A steady paycheck?
    Tsk.

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    Default Re: I just want to meet a nice Jewish girl and settle down

    The best idea is to find some direction now, while you don't have to worry about children and steady work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    A family? A steady paycheck? Direction?
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    Tsk.

    Antisemite.
    Ask Kinky Friedman to hook you up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Tsk.

    Antisemite.
    Hell hath no fury like a lover scorned
    The best idea is to find some direction now, while you don't have to worry about children and steady work.
    Meh idk about kids. I wouldn't want to subject a child to me
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    So long as the attitude expressed in your sig is reflected IRL, girls will be so impressed with your enthusiasm that they will be queuing up for you.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Convert and become a nice Yeshiva Bocher and move to Monsey, NY. There we will set you up with a nice freilichen girl, and you two will marry and have twelve kids.
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    Israeli how you feel?
    #Hillary4prism

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    Eh, Israelis are too gung-ho for him. He needs a nice Monsey girl.
    Did I mention ya'll would be living off your parents while getting little/no income at all of your own?
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    I don't get it.

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    Google Bar Rafaeli and you will.

    sooooooooooooo pretty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Google Bar Rafaeli and you will.

    sooooooooooooo pretty
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    Mwah 4/10 on the Bar-ometer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Mwah 4/10 on the Bar-ometer
    The bat-ometer, I'm not gay.

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    I will be in Israel soon, I will see if there are any nice Jewish ladies who wants a Franco-Texan.
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    I'm not jewish or a girl, but I am looking for a nice texan boy...

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    He's already in the valhalla of the brunette-affected.

    sigh French women are bad for my state of mind these green eyes and that olive tan drive me nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    A family? A steady paycheck? Direction?
    Paycheck?
    HAHAHAHA. Make sure she's a banker!


    With all jokes aside, I doubt you going to pick one up in Texas. Don't know how many Jewish ladies there are down in Texyland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Is that to much to ask?
    I always thought you were going to marry Louis.

    Why don't you love him anymore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    I always thought you were going to marry Louis.

    Why don't you love him anymore?
    He found Louis's bra in my glove box. `;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again View Post
    He found Louis's bra in my glove box. `;)
    Please tell me you didn't, we agreed on no more frenchies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Please tell me you didn't, we agreed on no more frenchies
    I am sorry Frags, he tempted me! :'( You know that I have a weakness for lacy, charming Frenchmen. Do you still love me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiKingWarmanCake88 View Post
    Paycheck?
    HAHAHAHA. Make sure she's a banker!
    Hehe. Not funny.
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    Texan wants a gezunta moid. Understandable, but be careful, they're a handful.

    Quote Originally Posted by AntiKingWarmanCake88 View Post
    Paycheck?
    HAHAHAHA. Make sure she's a banker!
    You're shaloming the slippery slope of discrimination there.
    #Hillary4prism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Texan wants a gezunta moid. Understandable, but be careful, they're a handful.


    You're shaloming the slippery slope of discrimination there.
    Of course he is, he is German!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Hehe. Not funny.
    Sense of humor, never lose it.


    You're shaloming the slippery slope of discrimination there.
    Well if you want to talk historically.....


    Bet if Hooahguy said that no one would complain!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    I always thought you were going to marry Louis.

    Why don't you love him anymore?
    Were polygamists
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiKingWarmanCake88 View Post
    Go to a dating site, you may just fine one STFS.
    Is that what you do with women these days. I must be out of touch.
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