Why can't Europe defend itself?

[al Roumi]

You don't know the half of it son. The real kick in the nuts though, is that most still strut around brimming (weezing?) with confidence.

What is saturated fat?
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That's what you get when you live in a nation descendant from peasents

I'm afraid I resent this. Peasants are great. They have nice ruddy cheeks and quaint blood feuds. Europe, which as we all know is the pinnacle of civilisation and social progress, is itself based on the ruddy cheeked fellows. Where else do the two pillars of society (cheese and a petty mindset) originate from?