Obama was created in a test tube using DNA from the Shroud of Turin when the Jesuits cut a deal with the Eastern block to put their own socialist puppet in Washington to be hailed as the second coming.

If you think about it, there's a good chance Jesus was kind of black, and Obama is also kind of black, plus we know nothing about his birth except that he was born in Kenya, which borders Ethiopia where they claim descent from Solomon and keep the ark of the covenant, so really it makes perfect sense.