Minneapolis

**SwordsMaster** · 10-13-2010, 05:19

Hey dames and lords,

I'll be spending some time in the fine city of Minneapolis, however I've never been there, and don't know how to entertain myself. Any advice?

Thanks

**Strike For The South** · 10-13-2010, 16:29

juicy lucy
Pack a coat

Prepare to be bombarded with the most horrid accents ever to grace the english language.

**Louis VI the Fat** · 10-13-2010, 18:00

You can entertain yourself by annoying the locals with a fake Scandinavian-English accent and endless questions about Fargo and Prince.

**Tellos Athenaios** · 10-13-2010, 18:03

Or by getting stuck in bad weather. Or by hiding in a freezer to escape the cold outside.

**Sasaki Kojiro** · 10-13-2010, 18:33

I think the Mall of America is nearby. It has a roller coaster and other rides on the inside. And people go there to jog because it's a mile around on each of the floors.

**woad&fangs** · 10-14-2010, 04:43

Mall of America is in Bloomington which is a few minutes south of Minneapolis.
....They don't have much else. I'd go with Louis' suggestion. Also, they don't play duck, duck, goose there. They call it duck, duck, grey duck. Make sure ask people to play duck duck goose with you.

**Lemur** · 10-14-2010, 04:58

The only thing I really know about the Twin Cities is that they have a huge Laotian population, so the obvious answer would be to find some Laotian restaurants and have a rocking good time.

**Vladimir** · 10-14-2010, 18:36

Ahh, the adventure continues I see.

Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios

Or by getting stuck in bad weather. Or by hiding in a freezer to escape the cold outside.

This I like.

**SwordsMaster** · 10-15-2010, 17:35

Thanks all guys. The weather is good for now, and I have found a couple of watering holes to my liking. Will visit Mall of America this weekend in all probability even in spite of my irrational fear of walled cattle shopping areas. Any specific places? Restaurants, bars, illegal racing, fight clubs?

Danke all