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Sorry guys, short on time so here is the link: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/americ...ry?id=11855126
Looks like this is legit. Although I don't know about the human lawnmower.
Looks like this is legit. Although I don't know about the human lawnmower.
To get americans you'd need a big engine and thick plates lest you only slice open blubber.
Making nerve gas is relatively easy (e.g. phosgene: carbon monoxide + chlorine gas with a UV catalyst. Not dying shortly afterwards is far more difficult (as did the person who discovered phosgene).
80% of the website are on US servers... I'm sure that didn't happen by accident. If they were run from Burma it'd be far more difficult to get all the details of persons who viewed them in realtime.
Making nerve gas is relatively easy (e.g. phosgene: carbon monoxide + chlorine gas with a UV catalyst. Not dying shortly afterwards is far more difficult (as did the person who discovered phosgene).
80% of the website are on US servers... I'm sure that didn't happen by accident. If they were run from Burma it'd be far more difficult to get all the details of persons who viewed them in realtime.
Originally Posted by Lemur:
Direct link to the PDF from archive.org.
Al Qaeda e-magazines are comedy gold.
Thanks. I didn't mean to steal your thunder there but I have no idea where the original thread is.Direct link to the PDF from archive.org.
Al Qaeda e-magazines are comedy gold.
That pickup truck thing would never work. We don't have pedestrians.
This issue is not as amusing as the premiere. Headlines:
Bah humbug. Nothing as sublime as "How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom." It's like they enlisted a native English speaker or something.
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Oh, wait, they have some mom-related stuff buried in the TOC. "O my Ummah, be happy," that's good, and "Please excuse me, mother." For making the bomb and using up all of the baking soda, I guess.
- The Operations of Abyan in Images
- I am Proud to be a Traitor to America
- The New Mardin Declaration
- Interview with Shaykh Abu Sufyan al-Azdi
- My Life in Jihad
- Obama's ploy and the peak of Islam
- A Call to Islam
- Legitimate Demands 2
Bah humbug. Nothing as sublime as "How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom." It's like they enlisted a native English speaker or something.
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Oh, wait, they have some mom-related stuff buried in the TOC. "O my Ummah, be happy," that's good, and "Please excuse me, mother." For making the bomb and using up all of the baking soda, I guess.
Well, the woman is very important in Islam as well as in Judaism. It goes back to Ye Olde Days, where the only way you could make sure that your children were indeed yours (tribalistic society) was to make sure the woman was a virgin. That's also the reason why Islam forced/forces women into subservience, it's because the tribal society demands that a woman be kept pure.
Originally Posted by Hax:
Well, the woman is very important in Islam as well as in Judaism. It goes back to Ye Olde Days, where the only way you could make sure that your children were indeed yours (tribalistic society) was to make sure the woman was a virgin. That's also the reason why Islam forced/forces women into subservience, it's because the tribal society demands that a woman be kept pure.
now, how to surely "test" a virginity? Well, the woman is very important in Islam as well as in Judaism. It goes back to Ye Olde Days, where the only way you could make sure that your children were indeed yours (tribalistic society) was to make sure the woman was a virgin. That's also the reason why Islam forced/forces women into subservience, it's because the tribal society demands that a woman be kept pure.
A finger in the
? not even a blood mark will made it sure. For some reasons, at 9th century, unvirgin girls are known to stratch the inner side of their to create fake blood effect, or bite a bit of their fingers and fake that blood. It was mentioned on several stories and poets. 
well, virginity is finally based, like it or not, upon your faith and trust in that girl alone.
It's not necessary to censor the word "vagina" here. I think we're all well aware of how we call the female reproductive organ. Also, I was well aware of how "it works" when it comes with the problem of virginity in the Islamic world. It's not even something between wife and husband, it's rather something you have to show the ummah. Hanging the bloodied sheet from the washing lines was the best way of showing everyone that you were still virgin. Or something.
Whoa. If this is supposed to turn me on, it isn't working. Let's get back to the topic of bombs and hot mothers, ok?
About moms, I am probably the only orgah who's mom's idea of a present is a French Halberd (thx mom), and who's soon going to add a cannon to her already impressive collection.
Bro, that is a good celebration of your culture.
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah:
Bro, that is a good celebration of your culture.
If that means being obsessed with antiquaties instead of the past. I have a real mommy-mommy. Who wants a 19th century cannonlol.Bro, that is a good celebration of your culture.
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