I heard the most disturbing thing today........

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I went into the school's bathroom to take a #1. I went into the handicap stall since I hate using urineies (afraid I may be [treated poorly]). I locked the door and proceeded to do my business. In the next stall, someone else was to. I heard sighs and worse yet....

*Pomp* *Pomp*


The sound of the #2 going into the Mr.Potty. Even a few spats. I am now traumatized.

[Fragony]

That is why I hate these public toilets with only a cardboard seperating you, it isn't like you are playing music there, it will never cease to embarrass me to take a dump and walk away with a straight face.

[pevergreen]

I went into the school's bathroom to take a #1. I went into the handicap stall since I hate using urineies (afraid I may be [treated poorly]). I locked the door and proceeded to do my business. In the next stall, someone else was to. I heard sighs and worse yet....

*Pomp* *Pomp*


The sound of the #2 going into the Mr.Potty. Even a few spats. I am now traumatized.

Heres something you should watch.

Caution, NSFW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

[drone]

[Vuk]

lol, I love to go into a bathroom stall and deliberately grunt and groan and then sigh with relief. For added fun, you can cry out "Oh crap! That was a big one!"
Another fun thing to do is to bring a news paper with you, select an article and start talking about it to the person in the next stall as you pass the paper under the stall wall. :P I learned that one on the internet, and have done it a few times with hilarious results. :P

[Tuuvi]

This one time I was at work and I was in the bathroom washing my hands, when this one lady peeked her head in the door and asked me if she could come in because the women's restroom was being cleaned and she couldn't hold it anymore. I was like "uh..." trying to think of something to say when she just came in and went into the stall. It wouldn't have been that big of a deal, except for some reason she felt the need to carry on a conversation with me while she was doing her business

[A Nerd]

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!

[Megas Methuselah]

lol, I love to go into a bathroom stall and deliberately grunt and groan and then sigh with relief. For added fun, you can cry out "Oh crap! That was a big one!"
Another fun thing to do is to bring a news paper with you, select an article and start talking about it to the person in the next stall as you pass the paper under the stall wall. :P I learned that one on the internet, and have done it a few times with hilarious results. :P

Lmfao, are you for real? Damn, man. I would try that sometime myself, but I have my pride.

[Vuk]

Lmfao, are you for real? Damn, man. I would try that sometime myself, but I have my pride.

lol, you just have to wait for a while after you are done for the people in the room to leave, and then no one will know that it is you.
It is a heck of a lot of fun when you are feeling really mischievous. :P (and great for April Fools :P)

[Fragony]

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!

toilet morse code

[A Nerd]

toilet morse code

Very insightful! :)

It could also be a song the porcelain god sings to you when you provide an offering!

[Cute Wolf]

that was only a little compared with fixing a clogged toilet

[Vladimir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxjb2UJZ-5I

[a completely inoffensive name]

toilet morse code

I like to give morse code messages to strangers in the stall next to me by tapping my feet. At least I did until that incident with a Senator...

[A Nerd]

Stranded, sitting on the toilet bowl, what do you do when your stranded, and you can't reach the roll!

Now the bowl won't move in the seat of just one bum, if you really have to poop, you might as well have some fun!