fun things that you do that annoy others

[Hooahguy]

Suggestions, then? Nothing illegal, please.

[Hax]

1) Walk in the streets
2) Wait for a bicyclist to ride towards you
3) Make eye-contact

NOW IT GETS IMPORTANT

4) Stop walking immediately
5) Keep eyecontact, no matter what
6) As they ride by you (hopefully already creeped out), turn your head so you can keep eyecontact
7) ????
8) Profit


Also, sometimes when I'm sitting in front of people on the train, I randomly get out notebooks and stare at them for a while, then pretend to make notes.

EDIT: Talk Arabic on airplanes and airports. Gets them every time.

[Vuk]

See this thread.

[Peasant Phill]

Didn't we have a thread about this or was this on another forum?

Anyhow try these:
- When shopping casually take stuff out of somebody else's cart and put it in yours.
- When shopping, look around for a family where you notice that the parent(s) is very strict with his/her/their kids and 'ride' your cart past them. the look on their faces will be priceless.
- When talking to somebody get just a little to close
- Rub your nipples when talking to somebody
- Walk around with a female friend and fall down at a certain moment, yell loudly "she hit/tripped/kicked me".

[A Nerd]

I like to make up goofy nicknames for people. I also write songs to them (I do they lyrics, the music is by some artist who wrote a song I am fond of). Later, I might sing the song to them or refer to them by their nickname.

I made up several verses for the Christmas song 'It's the holiday season' by Andy Williams poking fun at this fella I used to work with. He was quite annoyed, and I was quite entertained at that very boring job due to the time I spent thinking up new verses. I must have thought up at least a dozen! This one guy that worked there named Thorn, I would say, 'Thronalicious, he's delicious!' He would just give me an odd look. Oh so satisfying! :) :D Weirdness runs in my family. There is a long line of weirdos running back several generations.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Common courtesy is to make as little sound as possible in public. If you are above the age of eight, there simply is no excuse.

Sorry to be a sourpuss, but this behaviour is unbecoming of anybody with the ambition to be more than a local street punk.

[Hooahguy]

this behaviour is unbecoming of anybody with the ambition to be more than a local street punk.

How did you guess?

[naut]

:D Weirdness runs in my family. There is a long line of weirdos running back several generations.

Weirdos are awesome. They make life that much more fun.

When you are talking to someone do your best Groucho Marx impression:

"How are you?"
"And how are you?"
"I'm fine thank you, and how are you?"
"And how are you? That leaves you one up."

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Trying to talk to random girls in the hallways.

[tibilicus]

- When shopping, look around for a family where you notice that the parent(s) is very strict with his/her/their kids and 'ride' your cart past them. the look on their faces will be priceless.

Classic. I want to do it.

[Hooahguy]

I think this was posted elsewhere here, thought I would repost it.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!"

[gaelic cowboy]

Re Hooahguys post

you could also when sharing a flat or house with someone else make it very clear to them that you are a veggie zealot no meat allowed.

Then when they go out leave a load of empty pizza boxes around the flat and deny everything when they come back.

[Peasant Phill]

Classic. I want to do it.

I do that every chance I get.

Also, when a shop alarm goes off yell "it's him/her!" and point at a random person
Finaly walk together with a friend/partner/..., fall down and again yell for the entire shop "she/he hit/kicks/abuses me". (been also on the receiving end but it was still hilarious)

[Megas Methuselah]

1) Walk in the streets
2) Wait for a bicyclist to ride towards you
3) Make eye-contact

NOW IT GETS IMPORTANT

4) Stop walking immediately
5) Keep eyecontact, no matter what
6) As they ride by you (hopefully already creeped out), turn your head so you can keep eyecontact
7) ????
8) Profit

That's awesome, imma do it.

[Ibrahim]

just being me is annoying enough to most people in RL.....WARNING: some videos are extremely disturbing.

why?

well: 1-in RL I tend to be very blunt, 2-I might be suffering from tourette's syndrome, 3-I'm way smarter than most people around me*-and it shows in my grades (srsly, I pissed almost everyone off today when I scrored 191/200 on the mineralogy lab), 4-I keep mouthing on about the Spoony One, Mortal Kombat, dinosaurs, fossils, and some other jazz. 6-I'm known to draw rude images on the white board (dealing with rage monkeys, Dr.Insano, Scorpion, and even Turl and the Ultimate warrior).

*not a hard feat when half are a bunch of lazy party animals, and the other half aren't into it. I'm actually not a very clever guy.

[miotas]

Walk really close behind people.

[naut]

Walk really close behind people.

And breathe heavily through your mouth. Then wink at them if they turn around.

[Vuk]

And breathe heavily through your mouth. Then wink at them if they turn around.

That is awesome! I will have to try that. :P

[miotas]

And breathe heavily through your mouth. Then wink at them if they turn around.

No need to do that, just walk really close and act like what you are doing is completley normal. Doing things that are only slightly odd are better than things that are completley weird because people don't know how to react.