I think this was posted elsewhere here, thought I would repost it.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!"
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Re Hooahguys post
you could also when sharing a flat or house with someone else make it very clear to them that you are a veggie zealot no meat allowed.
Then when they go out leave a load of empty pizza boxes around the flat and deny everything when they come back.
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Internet is a bad place for info Gaelic Cowboy
I do that every chance I get.
Also, when a shop alarm goes off yell "it's him/her!" and point at a random person
Finaly walk together with a friend/partner/..., fall down and again yell for the entire shop "she/he hit/kicks/abuses me". (been also on the receiving end but it was still hilarious)
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