Carnus Daye removed his giant fake plastic head, revealing his true identity underneath....
Carnus Daye: "I am not a Jedi! I am Carnus Daye, captain of the Ewok guard! I'm really happy for you Jedi, and I'm going to let you finish catching Sith, but I am among the greatest Ewok warriors of all time! Of all time!'
With that, Ushi Makoth laughed and removed her disguise as well.
Ushi Makoth: "It is good to see you still alive, Daye! Sorry, fellow 'Jedi' but I too am an impostor. I am Ushi "Tarzanius" Makoth, an even greater Ewok warrior than Carnus Daye could ever be, no offense Daye.
Gith Ranay: "Hold it right there, Ewoks! This smells awfully suspicious. Are you sure you aren't Sith just pretending to be Ewoks so you can get a free pass out of this hairy situation? Or should I say,
furry...."
Kenth Cogma: "Oh Ranay, don't be so paranoid. Everything is just fine. In fact, I am not even a Jedi at all, I am indeed......"
"
Princess Renata, the next ruler of the Ewok Kingdom! Bow before mighty Ewok royalty, feeble peasants!"
Gith Ranay: "Your grace! I bow humbly before thee, o mighty ruler of rulers!"
With that, the
Third Ewok from the Left removed his realistic "Gith Ranay" mask that he bought on eBay for the low, low price of only 12 easy payments of 1,995 Republic Dataries.
Bane Anded: "This is impossible! I can't believe it.... all you friendly little furballs, somehow surviving this incredibly violent and completely fourth-wall shattering game. The Ewoks have all survived! And now it is Christmas Eve! Could it be.... could it be....? Could this be the
Merriest Ewok Christmas Ever?"
Ewok Princess: "It's true, Grandmaster Anded! We have killed off the wicked Sith of the West and now you can tap your heels together three times and wish us back to our home, on the forest moon of Endor."
Bane Anded: "I've got something better in mind for you, my little furry friends. For I am not Bane Anded at all!"
Ewok Claus: "HO HO HO, MERRY CHRISTMAS, LITTLE ONES! I am glad that we all survived the terrible tragedy on board this vessel. I knew we could do it, if we worked together! Now, it is time for your Christmas presents to be handed out..... ah ah ah, don't open them until Christmas morning! And no peeking!"
Suddenly, the Force Ghost of Nomi Sunrider appeared before them all.
The baby Ewok princess shrieked and hid her face from the glowing figure.
Nomi Sunrider: "Jedi Grandmaster Ewok Claus, I hereby crown you king of all the Ewoks, and would like to offer you enough Republic credits to pay all your ewok toy-makers for another thousand years. Also, please accept this gift certificate for a free meal at Bennigans! Merry Christmas, my little furries!"
Ewok Claus: "Yub yub!"
Ewok Princess: "Nub nub!"
Captain of the Ewok guard: "Lub lub!"
Third Ewok from the left: "Jub Jub!"
Tarzanius Ewok: "Wok Wok!"
*yells like Tarzan*
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Alive: (5/68)
Chaotix - Ewok Claus, the King of the Ewoks
Csargo - Ewok Warrior #3, captain of the Ewok guard (the one with all the fur)
Nightbringer - Third Ewok from the left in the second scene after the one where Luke fights Vader.
Renata - Ewok Princess, the cutest little furball evar
wideyedwanderer - Ewok who yells like Tarzan, mixes concrete, and signs complicated insurance forms
TOTAL EWOK VICTORY!
Force Ghost: (9/68)
pevergreen- Jedi Master Jacin Sky (Killed Night Four)
Cecil XIX- Jedi Knight Xando Caecilius (Killed Day Eleven)
Beefy187- Jedi Master Sinadd No (Killed Night Eleven)
Kagemusha- Jedi Master Zan Finnay Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith (Killed Day Fifteen)
Double A- Jedi Master Va'ard Kypaz (Killed Night Seventeen)
Khazaar- Jedi Master Kel Dih-mar (Killed Night Seventeen)
Psychonaut- Jedi Master Bos Dhi Kao Darth Sigurd, Dark Lord of the Sith (Killed Day Nineteen)
Diana Abnoba- Dark Jedi Master Sky Yi'do (Killed Night Nineteen)
Seon- Jedi Master Sio Eroseeth (Killed Day Twenty)
Dead: (51/68)
Raskolnikov- Jedi Initiate Mas Amdu Kof (Killed Day One)
Slysnake- Jedi Initiate Kerren Cae (Killed Night One)
Stuck in Pi- Jedi Initiate Si-At Unesh (Killed Night One)
Double A- Jedi Initiate Mun Farlander (Killed Day Two)
Zack- Jedi Initiate Yogal Sec-barr (Killed Night Two)
Yaropolk- Jedi Initiate Yala Edak (Killed Day Three)
Sasaki Kojiro- Jedi Initiate Sec-sar Jor (Killed Night Three)
Skooma Addict- Jedi Initiate Ker-oth Ex (Killed Night Three)
Yaseikhaan- Jedi Initiate Kaz'an Neimoidian (Killed Night Three)
Tincow- Jedi Initiate Lo'son Galeb (Killed Day Four)
ArpeggiateTHIS- Jedi Initiate Azurine Kadu (Killed Night Four)
YLC- Jedi Initiate Drafo Tylum (Killed Day Five)
spL1tp3r50naL1ty- Jedi Initiate Ker'ral Fisid (Killed Night Five)
Sigurd- Jedi Initiate Cah Andwal (Killed Day Six)
Sprig- Jedi Initiate Qui Ul'pat (Killed Night Six)
Andres- Jedi Initiate Stre-don Rett (Killed Night Six)
Rebel Jeb- Jedi Knight Ushan Nihlek (Killed Night Six)
Beskar- Jedi Initiate Jax Revus Sith Apprentice Darth Fermanagh (Killed Night Six)
Ibn-Khaldun- Jedi Padawan Gall Rado (Killed Night Seven)
Classical_hero- Jedi Padawan Mar-ial Nih Pho (Killed Night Seven)
Johnhughthom- Jedi Padawan Taun Jan (Killed Night Seven)
dcmort93- Jedi Knight Mace Wyyrlar (Killed Night Seven)
landlubber- Jedi Knight Jenn Gon Rui (Killed Night Eight)
remake20- Jedi Padawan Rian-ban Fo (Killed Night Eight)
Stuck in Pi2- Jedi Padawan Ana Riya (Killed Night Eight)
Nictel- Jedi Padawan Nor Stry-hoth (Killed Night Nine)
Death is yonder- Jedi Padawan Datian Guus (Killed Night Nine)
Choxorn- Jedi Knight Mill Kunaay (Killed Night Nine)
Skooma Addict2- Jedi Padawan Kin Barr (Killed Night Ten)
Belisarius II- Dark Jedi Grandmaster Sol Jade (Killed Night Ten)
Ironside- Jedi Padawan Traruyn Ura Sith Apprentice Darth Aggony (Killed Night Ten)
Yaropolk2- Jedi Knight Le'ran Iss (Killed Night Eleven)
Slysnake2- Jedi Knight Shi-la Ra (Killed Night Eleven)
Greyblades- Jedi Knight Wen Kidou (Killed Night Twelve)
Autolycus- Jedi Knight Malious de Wal (Killed Day Thirteen)
Robbiecon- Jedi Knight Rivan Nul (Killed Night Thirteen)
ArpeggiateTHIS2- Jedi Knight Taung Eeda (Killed Night Thirteen)
Sasaki Kojiro2- Jedi Knight Driz Foun (Killed Night Thirteen)
God Emperor- Jedi Knight Ku-vect Belthon (Killed Night Fourteen)
ByzantineKnight- Jedi Knight Land Jamgii (Killed Night Fourteen)
Jarema- Jedi Knight Brie-ang Gis (Killed Night Fourteen)
Joooray- Dark Jedi Grandmaster Ronen Durdon (Killed Night Fourteen)
Askthepizzaguy- Jedi Grandmaster Nomi Sunrider (Killed Day Fifteen)
Frozen in Ice- Jedi Master Frid Fefar (Killed Night Fifteen)
AntiKingWarmancake- Jedi Master All'uan Kraytous (Killed Night Fifteen)
Yaseikhaan2- Jedi Master Keyeren Arva Sun (Killed Night Fifteen)
a completely inoffensive name- Jedi Master Jinn Lun-yz (Killed Day Sixteen)
Captain Blackadder- Jedi Master Bip Kenner (Killed Night Sixteen)
Tincow2- Jedi Master Talnah Corham (Killed Night Sixteen)
Ignoramus- Jedi Grandmaster An-Wan Dyas (Killed Night Sixteen)
Diamondeye- Jedi Master On-so C'ba (Killed Night Seventeen)
Will of the Force: (3/68)
Romanic- Jedi Initiate Pla-den Krul (WOGed Night Three)
Raskolnikov2- Jedi Knight Pal Winoff (WOGed Night Eleven)
Zack2- Jedi Knight Loris Midal (WOGed Day Twelve)
Game over thank you for playing.
MERRY EWOK CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!
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