Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
You're kinda biggish, not fast, not difficult to catch.

Hardee's and McDonald's certainly ain't helping, brah.
lmao, who said that big was slow? I cannot outrun a lot of people over a long distance, but I can outrun most for the first 600 feet or so, and then my endurance starts to take a hit. Fat as I am, you would be surprised how many athletic individuals who I can run faster than (and quite a few farther than as well). Long legs help of course.