Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
Back when I was still a student all I saw were empty bottles, books, girls' rooms, and artsy intellectual types dragging me from museum to theatre to obscure arthouse movie. It was bliss.

Even back then I knew it couldn't last, but oh my...I miss it so! I was simply born to be a student. In my entire life, I have not excelled in anything as much as in being a student. You know...parties would start when I entered - if I hadn't organised them outright, I would be the last one to leave too, and I combined that with irritating the boring geek crowd by still getting better grades than them.

Why oh why is there not a profession of 'student'? I mean, grown up men, long after the age of eight, get paid millions to wear shorts and kick a football around. If being a student were a sport I would be Xavi or Iniesta.

If you're Iniesta I'm bloody Pele

College combines 3 of my favorite things

Drugs
Wimmen
The ability to wow people with pseudo intllectual drivel that your 60 yr old baby boom professor has drilled into you. Make sure your laugh after some non college educated fool gives his opinon before you give yours.