Yo momma thread (EB-related)

[Jebivjetar]

I guess this thread will not live for long, but i'll give it a try anyway. Here's a FB correspondence between Vartan and me. 'Yo momma' jokes, now in EB edition!:

VARTAN:
Yo momma so fat, Hannibal traded all his elephants in for her.

JEB:
Yo momma so fat and old that Hannibal used her as a battering ram during the siege of Saguntum.

VARTAN:
Yo momma so stupid she thought Saguntum meant Suck Unto Him in Latin

JEB:
Yo momma so ugly she routed entire unit of Gaesatae just by showing herself @ the battlefield.

VARTAN:
Yo momma so ugly, she frightens augustus off the battlefield

JEB:
Yo momma so poor she can't even afford a unit of Pantodapoi spearmen!

VARTAN:
Yo momma so poor, she had to use force diplomacy to grab some quick cash.

JEB:
Yo momma so fat, even forced diplomacy can't help her lose weight.

VARTAN :
Yo momma so intellectually backwards, her upkeep costs more than her recruitment.

JEB:
I move_character-ed yo momma back to Terhazza where she belongs!

Advance!

[Duguntz]

yo momma's a gaesate!

[Jebivjetar]

yo momma's a gaesate!

And further:

DUGUNTZ:
yo momma's a gaesate!!!

JEB:
I move_character-ed yo momma back to Terhazza where she belongs!

DUGUNTZ:
I couldn't do it to yours, as she've been sent to Baal... as an offering!

JEB:
But i love my momma... don't be so rude, dude :(

DUGUNTZ:
‎:( We all love our momma! ok! I'll slack it up!

JEB:
Haha, trolled! :D :P

DUGUNTZ:
X-(

:D

[Duguntz]

Yo momma's so fat she blocked the Hot Gates of Thermopylae for 3 days during the Persian invasion!

[Jebivjetar]

Yo momma so fat she's got like 50 hitpoints.

[stratigos vasilios]

Yo mamma is so fat that when we had to build her a bed, it took 60 seasons!

Yo mamma is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!