Cloths that you want the opposite sex to wear

[A Nerd]

Nah. It means that you are frustrated you can't have the goods on display and therefore pretend (internally and externally) that you are more interested in talking politics with the nerd crowd.

Ah, the philosophy of lonliness and the science of the absense of all else, so meaningful and deep if well spoken!

edit: While listening to 'The Politics of Dancing' in the background...

[Louis VI the Fat]

I must be one of the few who think Lady Gaga a most attractive woman.

While on the subject of cloth, edible is always good. You get to undress her and have a little snack while you're at it too. Excellent combination.
I'll have some hearty beef with that muffin, yes please:

[gaelic cowboy]

I don't care if Gaga is a man I would, everyone is allowed one free pass which gives admittance but not membership of the fabulousness club

[Skullheadhq]

Nah. It means that you are frustrated you can't have the goods on display and therefore pretend (internally and externally) that you are more interested in talking politics with the nerd crowd.

There could be truth in this.