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    ...that waiting on a random spot, with a sleeping baby in a baby carriage next to you would attract so many women.

    She: "Ooooh, he's so cute. Is he yours?"
    Me: "Yes, he is."
    She: "He's beautiful."
    Me: (grinning) "Of course he is, I'm his father!"
    She: "Oh, you!" (smiles)
    Me: (laughs)
    She: "You did very well!" (winks)
    Me: (a bit uncomfortable) "Ehm, yes, but..."
    She: "You should make more of those" (winks again, smiles mysteriously at me).
    Me: * blushes *

    I had that kind of conversation with at least 10 women of all ages (it was weird being talked to like that by a 70 year old) in less than 15 minutes; and it wasn't even a crowdy place.

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    Maybe I should borrow one from someone...
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    Babies drive women's hormones into overdrive. Baby powder has a similar effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post


    Maybe I should borrow one from someone...
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    I have two lovely beagles.

    I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Babies drive women's hormones into overdrive. Baby powder has a similar effect.
    Not just women's hormones either: men are not indifferent to the charm either.
    The look of a baby's face induces your brain to start producing bonding hormones which puts you into protect/nurse/cuddle mode and will make you take risks to be with that person you would otherwise not take.
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    Yes, babies are awesome.


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    Glad it's not just me

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    All well and good but did they offer to change the nappy or wipe up the vomit?
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Kinky but I think they were just talking about the baby
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    You sure she didn't see anything hanging out of your shorts? That could have been it? She noticed you were made for breeding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Kinky but I think they were just talking about the baby
    Touche.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

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    Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:
    1. Fertility
    2. Child rearing desire
    3. Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
    4. Positive selection by a fellow female

    Of course you attract women in droves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:
    1. Fertility
    2. Child rearing desire
    3. Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
    4. Positive selection by a fellow female

    Of course you attract women in droves.
    And there we have it, Catch 22 extreme.

    If you are in a relationship you are much more likely to be attractive to the opposite sex (not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic).

    What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic
    Eh, thanks? A bit harsh surely...
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    Congrats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    Eh, thanks? A bit harsh surely...
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone
    Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:


    1. Fertility
    2. Child rearing desire
    3. Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
    4. Positive selection by a fellow female
    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
    What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
    I don't think they think that way....the women I mean. I might be as wrong as that wizard who thought time was ripe for cheese cauldrons, but....well, just my two bits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by india View Post
    I don't think they think that way....the women I mean. I might be as wrong as that wizard who thought time was ripe for cheese cauldrons, but....well, just my two bits.
    Oh yeah they do, prospects of getting laid significantly improve if you have a g/f

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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    I have two lovely beagles.

    I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.
    i think you are handsome :)

    say... u wanna go some place silent and make alot of noise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla View Post
    And there we have it, Catch 22 extreme.

    If you are in a relationship you are much more likely to be attractive to the opposite sex (not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic).

    What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
    short term thinking and long term memory loss!


    btw you know what would attract alot more women

    sleeping on a random spot with a baby in a baby carriage next to you




    it will most likely attract other people amongst whom probably the police and the child protection service
    Last edited by The Stranger; 11-18-2010 at 15:23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    i think you are handsome :)

    say... u wanna go some place silent and make alot of noise?


    We could have made out in that movie theatre, it was dark and late at night.

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