Org Mobile Site
Thread: Who would have known...
...that waiting on a random spot, with a sleeping baby in a baby carriage next to you would attract so many women.
She: "Ooooh, he's so cute. Is he yours?"
Me: "Yes, he is."
She: "He's beautiful."
Me: (grinning) "Of course he is, I'm his father!"
She: "Oh, you!" (smiles)
Me: (laughs)
She: "You did very well!" (winks)
Me: (a bit uncomfortable) "Ehm, yes, but..."
She: "You should make more of those" (winks again, smiles mysteriously at me).
Me: * blushes *
I had that kind of conversation with at least 10 women of all ages (it was weird being talked to like that by a 70 year old) in less than 15 minutes; and it wasn't even a crowdy place.
She: "Ooooh, he's so cute. Is he yours?"
Me: "Yes, he is."
She: "He's beautiful."
Me: (grinning) "Of course he is, I'm his father!"
She: "Oh, you!" (smiles)
Me: (laughs)
She: "You did very well!" (winks)
Me: (a bit uncomfortable) "Ehm, yes, but..."
She: "You should make more of those" (winks again, smiles mysteriously at me).
Me: * blushes *
I had that kind of conversation with at least 10 women of all ages (it was weird being talked to like that by a 70 year old) in less than 15 minutes; and it wasn't even a crowdy place.
Maybe I should borrow one from someone...
Babies drive women's hormones into overdrive. Baby powder has a similar effect.
Originally Posted by pevergreen:
Maybe I should borrow one from someone...
Get a puppyMaybe I should borrow one from someone...
I have two lovely beagles.
I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.
I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.
Originally Posted by Psychonaut:
Babies drive women's hormones into overdrive. Baby powder has a similar effect.
Not just women's hormones either: men are not indifferent to the charm either. Babies drive women's hormones into overdrive. Baby powder has a similar effect.
The look of a baby's face induces your brain to start producing bonding hormones which puts you into protect/nurse/cuddle mode and will make you take risks to be with that person you would otherwise not take.
Yes, babies are awesome.
Glad it's not just me
All well and good but did they offer to change the nappy or wipe up the vomit? 
Kinky but I think they were just talking about the baby
You sure she didn't see anything hanging out of your shorts? That could have been it? She noticed you were made for breeding.
Originally Posted by Fragony:
Kinky but I think they were just talking about the baby
Kinky but I think they were just talking about the baby
Touche.Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:
Of course you attract women in droves.
- Fertility
- Child rearing desire
- Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
- Positive selection by a fellow female
Of course you attract women in droves.
Originally Posted by drone:
Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:
Of course you attract women in droves.
And there we have it, Catch 22 extreme.Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:
- Fertility
- Child rearing desire
- Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
- Positive selection by a fellow female
Of course you attract women in droves.
If you are in a relationship you are much more likely to be attractive to the opposite sex (not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic).
What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla:
not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic
Eh, thanks? A bit harsh surely...not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic
Congrats!
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
Eh, thanks? A bit harsh surely...
Can't stop cryingEh, thanks? A bit harsh surely...
Originally Posted by drone:
Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:
Possession of an infant child on the street publicizes the following:
- Fertility
- Child rearing desire
- Willingness to stay in a relationship for longer than 9 months
- Positive selection by a fellow female
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla:
What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
I don't think they think that way....the women I mean. I might be as wrong as that wizard who thought time was ripe for cheese cauldrons, but....well, just my two bits.What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
Originally Posted by india:
I don't think they think that way....the women I mean. I might be as wrong as that wizard who thought time was ripe for cheese cauldrons, but....well, just my two bits.
Oh yeah they do, prospects of getting laid significantly improve if you have a g/fI don't think they think that way....the women I mean. I might be as wrong as that wizard who thought time was ripe for cheese cauldrons, but....well, just my two bits.
Originally Posted by pevergreen:
I have two lovely beagles.
I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.
i think you are handsome :)I have two lovely beagles.
I'm pretty ugly though, doesn't make up for it.
say... u wanna go some place silent and make alot of noise?
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla:
And there we have it, Catch 22 extreme.
If you are in a relationship you are much more likely to be attractive to the opposite sex (not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic).
What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
short term thinking and long term memory loss!And there we have it, Catch 22 extreme.
If you are in a relationship you are much more likely to be attractive to the opposite sex (not to mention single men actually are a bit pathetic).
What has always stunned me is that it doesn't seem to occur to any of these women that if they can steal you, then you are open to being stolen and not much use for the long haul.
btw you know what would attract alot more women
sleeping on a random spot with a baby in a baby carriage next to you
it will most likely attract other people amongst whom probably the police and the child protection service
Originally Posted by The Stranger:
i think you are handsome :)
say... u wanna go some place silent and make alot of noise?
i think you are handsome :)
say... u wanna go some place silent and make alot of noise?
We could have made out in that movie theatre, it was dark and late at night.
Oh, TS, if only you weren't on the other side of the world...
(Dont let Reenk find out about this)
Thread Ratings provided by
Thread Ratings (Lite) -
vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO