The Most Important Day of My Life

[Fragony]

yeah....I've still got some months to go. But seeing as the age of consent where I live is 17, and I cannot buy alcohol until I am 21 (though who needs to buy when you have the family fridge?), the only benefit would be the driver's license I can finally get (though a careful driver never gets checked....even when driving a neon green motorcycle), the cigarettes I could buy (wee?), and the voting. Yes...the voting.

Muhaha we can drink once 16 and screw 12 year olds when it's mutual attraction, our life kinda ends when turning 18 but most judges also want to screw 12 year olds, I don't want to do that mind you, but I'm not a judge

[Megas Methuselah]

...and visit hookers legally.

So, like, if you pay them enough money, do they just, sort of, like, you know, let you do whatever you want to do with them?

Muhaha we can drink once 16 and screw 12 year olds when it's mutual attraction, our life kinda ends when turning 18 but most judges also want to screw 12 year olds, I don't want to do that mind you, but I'm not a judge

That's an awesome post, bro!

[Moros]

Actually I forgot that day was my birthday. That has happened a lot though...

[bobbin]

I drank a litre of sloe gin and vomited in my friend's garden.