Euro Area

[Louis VI the Fat]

if Europe wants to be powerful again then she will have to go to war and take something from someone else.

Excellent. I propose you take Australia and we take the Sahara. Each ten million square kilometers of desert with a narrow strip of habitable land near the coast.

If the Germans want in too we'll keep 'em down together. We'll overcome any Yank objection by dazzling them with our culture, to which they in the end secretly desire. They'll be in our camp.

But does China sleep this time?



Louis - Gah! I'm so good at plotting global domination! Why oh why wasn't I born in my beloved nineteenth century?