Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

**Hooahguy** · 12-01-2010, 06:21

Shes my cousin, so be nice. Shes 19, and quite pretty, (I saw her today).

Now all you have to do, Strike, is convert, learn Torah all day, and dress like this guy:

Good luck my friend. I look forward to being your relative.

**Beskar** · 12-01-2010, 10:05

Need picture of your cousin, not some Orthodox Jew. (Which Strike couldn't convert to, anyway)

**Fragony** · 12-01-2010, 12:16

Can I have her if Strike declines, it's really cold I could really use a 19 year old hottie at the mo

**Rhyfelwyr** · 12-01-2010, 14:47

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 12-01-2010, 15:43

Is she cute?

**Beskar** · 12-01-2010, 16:06

Originally Posted by Fragony

Can I have her if Strike declines, it's really cold I could really use a 19 year old hottie at the mo

Down boy, you are old enough to be her father.

**Hax** · 12-01-2010, 16:46

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

**Strike For The South** · 12-01-2010, 17:03

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

**Veho Nex** · 12-01-2010, 17:03

Hey I'll dress like that for a cute girl, heck i already have the curly hair and if i ever let my beard grow i think i would be set.

**Yoyoma1910** · 12-04-2010, 04:33

Originally Posted by Hax

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.

I'll have you know: A) My wife is French. B) My brother's wife is Hawaiian. C) My sister's baby daddy is Mexican. Also, none of my cousins married or dated each other.