Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

[Fragony]

Can I have her if Strike declines, it's really cold I could really use a 19 year old hottie at the mo

[Rhyfelwyr]

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Is she cute?

[Beskar]

Can I have her if Strike declines, it's really cold I could really use a 19 year old hottie at the mo

Down boy, you are old enough to be her father.

[Hax]

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

[Strike For The South]

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

[Hosakawa Tito]

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.

[Hooahguy]

Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.

Oh yeah, forgot about that too.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.



Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.

Mucho compensation, los muscles grandes.

[Veho Nex]

Hey I'll dress like that for a cute girl, heck i already have the curly hair and if i ever let my beard grow i think i would be set.

[Megas Methuselah]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

[Hooahguy]

Need picture of your cousin, not some Orthodox Jew. (Which Strike couldn't convert to, anyway)

No pics, sorry, privacy is paramount.

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Whats wrong with wanting Strike as a relative?

Is she cute?

If it wasnt considered incestuous to say so, Id say she is.

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

Alcoholism is encouraged as long as you learn Torah all day and dont beat your wife and kids.

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Beard is optional.

[Hax]

Beards are cool.

[Ibrahim]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

hey, you're the one who had to be a Native American

jk..jk...

I doubt beards matter.

[stratigos vasilios]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

I've had a full beard since I was 15. Surely that's a sign of masculinity?...

[Fragony]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

[Rhyfelwyr]

I cannot grow hardly any hair in the moustache area, for some reason.

And when did Husar become a mod?!

[Hooahguy]

Well, at least you accept the authority part.

Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?

Yeah, they can meet, very few, if any, arranged marriages in the Jewish community anymore.

[Megas Methuselah]

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

Hair dye. Perm. Suntan. Coloured contact lenses. Bodyhair and superglue for the berd. You must hold this disguise until the wedding night. Then you can ditch Hooah's family after that and leave the country, having enjoyed your reward.

[Yoyoma1910]

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.


I'll have you know: A) My wife is French. B) My brother's wife is Hawaiian. C) My sister's baby daddy is Mexican. Also, none of my cousins married or dated each other.

[Beskar]

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.


I'll have you know: A) My wife is French. B) My brother's wife is Hawaiian. C) My sister's baby daddy is Mexican. Also, none of my cousins married or dated each other.

You don't count. You lot aren't true Americans with red, white and blue blood running through you.

[Yoyoma1910]

You don't count. You lot aren't true Americans with red, white and blue blood running through you.

Buddy, I'm a Cajun. And just 'cause someone probably has no idea what my culture or ethnicity is, doesn't really make me happy for it to be mocked with jokes about incest.

I'm also a corpsman in the U.S. navy, so don't even start the patriotic prattle.

[Hax]

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.

My apologies.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of cajun culture. I think it's one of the most intriguing and purest traditions of the United States, and that's a positive thing.

[Beskar]

Buddy, I'm a Cajun. And just 'cause someone probably has no idea what my culture or ethnicity is, doesn't really make me happy for it to be mocked with jokes about incest.

I'm also a corpsman in the U.S. navy, so don't even start the patriotic prattle.

My comment was tongue-in-cheek, making fun of the patriotic prattle. I am not even from the USA.

Also, all blood is red, white and blood anyway. Red blood cells (/w oxygen), White blood cells, the 'blue' red blood cells (/wo oxygen).

[naut]

Buddy, I'm a Cajun.

Would it be possible to email me some cracklin? I'm sure gmail has the technology. That stuff is heavenly.

[Strike For The South]

Buddy, I'm a Cajun. And just 'cause someone probably has no idea what my culture or ethnicity is, doesn't really make me happy for it to be mocked with jokes about incest.

I'm also a corpsman in the U.S. navy, so don't even start the patriotic prattle.

Since I am fairly familar with your people May I mock?