Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

[Hax]

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

[Strike For The South]

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

[Hosakawa Tito]

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.

[Hooahguy]

Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.

Oh yeah, forgot about that too.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.



Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.

Mucho compensation, los muscles grandes.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Ahh, but is it a kosher circumcision sanctioned by a Rabbi? If not he'll probably have to do it again. shouldn't hurt much...

[Hooahguy]

Well, in cases where the convert is already circumcised, all the rabbi does is prick it.

[Strike For The South]

I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.



Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.

Mucho compensation, los muscles grandes.

why do you hide our love?

[Veho Nex]

Hey I'll dress like that for a cute girl, heck i already have the curly hair and if i ever let my beard grow i think i would be set.

[Megas Methuselah]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

[Hooahguy]

Need picture of your cousin, not some Orthodox Jew. (Which Strike couldn't convert to, anyway)

No pics, sorry, privacy is paramount.

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Whats wrong with wanting Strike as a relative?

Is she cute?

If it wasnt considered incestuous to say so, Id say she is.

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

Alcoholism is encouraged as long as you learn Torah all day and dont beat your wife and kids.

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Beard is optional.

[Hax]

Beards are cool.

[Ibrahim]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

hey, you're the one who had to be a Native American

jk..jk...

I doubt beards matter.

[stratigos vasilios]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

I've had a full beard since I was 15. Surely that's a sign of masculinity?...

[Fragony]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

[Rhyfelwyr]

I cannot grow hardly any hair in the moustache area, for some reason.

And when did Husar become a mod?!

[Hooahguy]

Well, at least you accept the authority part.

Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?

Yeah, they can meet, very few, if any, arranged marriages in the Jewish community anymore.

[Megas Methuselah]

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

Hair dye. Perm. Suntan. Coloured contact lenses. Bodyhair and superglue for the berd. You must hold this disguise until the wedding night. Then you can ditch Hooah's family after that and leave the country, having enjoyed your reward.

[Hooahguy]

He can ditch, but I will hunt him down. There will nowhere he can hide.

[Megas Methuselah]

Buddy, you really shouldn't prostitute your female family members on a gaming forum. It's unethical.

[Yoyoma1910]

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.


I'll have you know: A) My wife is French. B) My brother's wife is Hawaiian. C) My sister's baby daddy is Mexican. Also, none of my cousins married or dated each other.

[Beskar]

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.


I'll have you know: A) My wife is French. B) My brother's wife is Hawaiian. C) My sister's baby daddy is Mexican. Also, none of my cousins married or dated each other.

You don't count. You lot aren't true Americans with red, white and blue blood running through you.

[Yoyoma1910]

You don't count. You lot aren't true Americans with red, white and blue blood running through you.

Buddy, I'm a Cajun. And just 'cause someone probably has no idea what my culture or ethnicity is, doesn't really make me happy for it to be mocked with jokes about incest.

I'm also a corpsman in the U.S. navy, so don't even start the patriotic prattle.

[Hax]

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.

My apologies.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of cajun culture. I think it's one of the most intriguing and purest traditions of the United States, and that's a positive thing.

[Yoyoma1910]

My apologies.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of Cajun culture. I think it's one of the most intriguing and purest traditions of the United States, and that's a positive thing.

No worries. Just doing my duty to my people. I'm sure you too would have at least said something if someone here had made a similar accusation towards your culture.


...

I also don't really get the whole point of this whole thread, since not all Jewish girls only date Jewish men. I dated a couple. Of course, I can grow a pretty mean beard...

[Louis VI the Fat]

As coincidence would have it, both populations that have been the subject of this thread - (Ahskenazi) Jews and Cajuns - really do have (had) very high levels of inbreeding, and were formed from small founding populations.

As a result, both groups have high occurences of similar afflictions, notably Tay-Sachs, which is a near exclusive to Ashkenazi Jews and French-speaking North Americans.

[Hax]

No worries. Just doing my duty to my people. I'm sure you too would have at least said something if someone here had made a similar accusation towards your culture.

True, true. Laissez les bons temps rouler.

[Yoyoma1910]

As coincidence would have it, both populations that have been the subject of this thread - (Ahskenazi) Jews and Cajuns - really do have (had) very high levels of inbreeding, and were formed from small founding populations.

As a result, both groups have high occurences of similar afflictions, notably Tay-Sachs, which is a near exclusive to Ashkenazi Jews and French-speaking North Americans.

Yes well, thanks for the abandonment, continental.

Edit: you also forgot the Amish.

[Fragony]

As coincidence would have it, both populations that have been the subject of this thread - (Ahskenazi) Jews and Cajuns - really do have (had) very high levels of inbreeding, and were formed from small founding populations.

As a result, both groups have high occurences of similar afflictions, notably Tay-Sachs, which is a near exclusive to Ashkenazi Jews and French-speaking North Americans.

It isn't that hard to figure out, a nice jewish girl, and everybody had her

[Beskar]

Buddy, I'm a Cajun. And just 'cause someone probably has no idea what my culture or ethnicity is, doesn't really make me happy for it to be mocked with jokes about incest.

I'm also a corpsman in the U.S. navy, so don't even start the patriotic prattle.

My comment was tongue-in-cheek, making fun of the patriotic prattle. I am not even from the USA.

Also, all blood is red, white and blood anyway. Red blood cells (/w oxygen), White blood cells, the 'blue' red blood cells (/wo oxygen).