Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

**Megas Methuselah** · 12-01-2010, 22:59

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

**Hooahguy** · 12-01-2010, 23:29

Originally Posted by Beskar

Need picture of your cousin, not some Orthodox Jew. (Which Strike couldn't convert to, anyway)

No pics, sorry, privacy is paramount.

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Whats wrong with wanting Strike as a relative?

Originally Posted by AntiKingWarmanCake88

Is she cute?

If it wasnt considered incestuous to say so, Id say she is.

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

Alcoholism is encouraged as long as you learn Torah all day and dont beat your wife and kids.

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Beard is optional.

**Hax** · 12-01-2010, 23:50

Beards are cool.

**Ibrahim** · 12-01-2010, 23:52

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

hey, you're the one who had to be a Native American

jk..jk...

I doubt beards matter.

**stratigos vasilios** · 12-02-2010, 02:35

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

I've had a full beard since I was 15. Surely that's a sign of masculinity?...

**Fragony** · 12-02-2010, 13:25

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

**Rhyfelwyr** · 12-02-2010, 14:08

I cannot grow hardly any hair in the moustache area, for some reason.

And when did Husar become a mod?!

**Hooahguy** · 12-02-2010, 16:23

Originally Posted by Husar

Well, at least you accept the authority part.

Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?

Yeah, they can meet, very few, if any, arranged marriages in the Jewish community anymore.

**Megas Methuselah** · 12-03-2010, 07:25

Originally Posted by Fragony

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

Hair dye. Perm. Suntan. Coloured contact lenses. Bodyhair and superglue for the berd. You must hold this disguise until the wedding night. Then you can ditch Hooah's family after that and leave the country, having enjoyed your reward.

**Hooahguy** · 12-03-2010, 07:36

He can ditch, but I will hunt him down. There will nowhere he can hide.

**Megas Methuselah** · 12-03-2010, 07:54

Buddy, you really shouldn't prostitute your female family members on a gaming forum. It's unethical.

**Fragony** · 12-03-2010, 09:55

Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

Buddy, you really shouldn't prostitute your female family members on a gaming forum. It's unethical.

I disagree it's convenient. And let's be honest deep inside we all want a hot 19 year old girl. Heh I said deep

Hooah, hand her over I promise I will only beat her when she's disobeying.