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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
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    Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.
    Oh yeah, forgot about that too.
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    I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.



    Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.

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    Ahh, but is it a kosher circumcision sanctioned by a Rabbi? If not he'll probably have to do it again. shouldn't hurt much...
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    Well, in cases where the convert is already circumcised, all the rabbi does is prick it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooahguy View Post
    Well, in cases where the convert is already circumcised, all the rabbi does is prick it.
    Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.
    Could be kinda kinky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.
    When I say "prick" I mean he pricks it enough to draw some blood.
    Just a heads up. Usually takes about 3 days to heal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.



    Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.

    Mucho compensation, los muscles grandes.
    why do you hide our love?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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