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    master of the pwniverse Member Fragony's Avatar
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    Default Re: Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!
    Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

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    Ranting madman of the .org Senior Member Fly Shoot Champion, Helicopter Champion, Pedestrian Killer Champion, Sharpshooter Champion, NFS Underground Champion Rhyfelwyr's Avatar
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    I cannot grow hardly any hair in the moustache area, for some reason.

    And when did Husar become a mod?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar View Post
    Well, at least you accept the authority part.

    Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?
    Yeah, they can meet, very few, if any, arranged marriages in the Jewish community anymore.
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    Default Re: Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how
    Hair dye. Perm. Suntan. Coloured contact lenses. Bodyhair and superglue for the berd. You must hold this disguise until the wedding night. Then you can ditch Hooah's family after that and leave the country, having enjoyed your reward.

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    He can ditch, but I will hunt him down. There will nowhere he can hide.
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    Default Re: Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

    Buddy, you really shouldn't prostitute your female family members on a gaming forum. It's unethical.

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    Default Re: Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Buddy, you really shouldn't prostitute your female family members on a gaming forum. It's unethical.
    I disagree it's convenient. And let's be honest deep inside we all want a hot 19 year old girl. Heh I said deep

    Hooah, hand her over I promise I will only beat her when she's disobeying.

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