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    Ice stink there for a ham. Member Mystery Science Torture 3000 Champion, Mini Putt 3 Champion, Super Hacky Sack Champion, Pencak Champion, Sperm Wars Champion, Monkey Diving Champion Yoyoma1910's Avatar
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    Default Re: Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Abandonement? What abandonment? I, for one, have always tried my utmost to personally enrich the limited genepool of French Americans.
    And I likewise made it a point to re-enrich the depleted Continental French genepool with some old blood.


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    That is true. Which I think is subconsciously or consciously why my siblings and I went outside the local population for our dating patterns.
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    Default Re: Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

    You should all just go to Québec and have fun over there. I heard Montreal is nice, this time of snow. I mean year.
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    Damnit. My mother is Jewish, I was apparently properly circumcised, I've been to plenty of Seders, I can recite the Chanukah prayers phonetically even when totally ripped, I can read the crap out of whatever anyone puts in front of me, I can rock an epic beard and those freaky Jewish sideburn dreadlocks, and I'll believe any damn thing if there's a hot chick in the deal.

    But I can't give up the ham steak. I'll give up bacon, I'll give up sausage, but I'd sooner face damnation than give up fried ham and eggs.

    Plus I think Megadeth is better than Metallica. So I'm sure you would hate me forever even if I gave up the ham.

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    Default Re: Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post

    Plus I think Megadeth is better than Metallica. So I'm sure you would hate me forever even if I gave up the ham.
    Nah its cool bro. I would just skip the family reunions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    You should all just go to Québec and have fun over there. I heard Montreal is nice, this time of snow. I mean year.
    Oh yeah. Better than the USA, anyways. But that's not saying alot...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hooah
    Nah its cool bro. I would just skip the family reunions.
    Lol. I will remember that line, and use it myself sometime.
    Last edited by Megas Methuselah; 12-05-2010 at 16:53.

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