I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH

[Andres]

I demand compensation for mental anguish after 5 seconds of that garbage.

Andres, I need representation.

Working on the case and preparing your defense, I watched 3 seconds of that garbage and as a result, I'm no longer capable to work. That's all your fault! I demand compensation! After you have paid me a ridiculously high amount as compensation, I will glady represent you to get the money you had to pay me back from Strike (minus a modest fee of 30 % of course, in the odd event I actually win the case, the fee is 50 %).