Working on the case and preparing your defense, I watched 3 seconds of that garbage and as a result, I'm no longer capable to work. That's all your fault! I demand compensation! After you have paid me a ridiculously high amount as compensation, I will glady represent you to get the money you had to pay me back from Strike (minus a modest fee of 30 % of course, in the odd event I actually win the case, the fee is 50 %).
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