As I sit here on this bench
Oh I wish I wish I was French

He has a certain flair
He posts without a care

He could be the smartest man in the room
But then again he could be holding the broom

Such an asset to the forum
Lest we fall into the doldrum

Sitting there in gay Pariee
Probably reading, under a tree

So mon cher live your life
then settle down and take a wife (an a mistress)

<3