As I sit here on this bench
Oh I wish I wish I was French
He has a certain flair
He posts without a care
He could be the smartest man in the room
But then again he could be holding the broom
Such an asset to the forum
Lest we fall into the doldrum
Sitting there in gay Pariee
Probably reading, under a tree
So mon cher live your life
then settle down and take a wife (an a mistress)
<3
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