Continuing My Theme of "People are bums and should be sent to the mines"

[Rhyfelwyr]

It's a generational thing. I'm pretty sure everyone my age showers at least once a day, I do anyway.

If you are reading this article over breakfast, the chances are you have recently stepped into the shower, lathered up your hair and torso, rinsed off, towelled and blow-dried, before dousing your armpits with deodorant, and wafting on a fog of perfume or aftershave..

I said shower, that is enough.