Quite a bit.
My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
What is better than Sex?
Quite a bit.
My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
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Re: What is better than Sex?
Watching porn
Re: What is better than Sex?
The Backroom.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Re: What is better than Sex?
I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?
I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.
I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.
I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
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"That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."
-Eric "George Orwell" Blair
"If the policy of the government, upon vital questions affecting the whole people, is to be irrevocably fixed by decisions of the Supreme Court...the people will have ceased to be their own rulers, having to that extent practically resigned the government into the hands of that eminent tribunal."
(Lincoln's First Inaugural Address, 1861).
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Re: What is better than Sex?
Well like the weather my sexlife dropped to minus zero, it's winter. Winter is cold all life dies. Pulp Friction.
Re: What is better than Sex?
Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
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Re: What is better than Sex?
The only thing better than sex is better sex.
Re: What is better than Sex?
I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusing
Re: What is better than Sex?
I'd rather watch Vålerenga play than have sex. Or rather, I'd watch Vålerenga first, then have sex.
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
Re: What is better than Sex?
Louis VI the Fat.
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Re: What is better than Sex?
Being with my 6 month old.
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
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Re: What is better than Sex?
Congratulations on the little one.
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"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Re: What is better than Sex?
Thanks. My wife left end of October and him with her. I've seen neither since.
So, I can rather objectively assess which I miss the most.
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Winston Churchill
Re: What is better than Sex?
Nah, you don't have to kick anyone! Kick the air, kick a tree, kick a bag! Just kick, kick, kick! Nothing is funner than a roundhouse kick!
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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Re: What is better than Sex?
That's a shame, I hope it works out well for you.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Re: What is better than Sex?
Sex is good
A blowjob while you're drinking a beer is better
Does that fall under "other hobby"
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: What is better than Sex?
So, now we know why Strike wants to brew beer.
Education: that which reveals to the wise,
and conceals from the stupid,
the vast limits of their knowledge.
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Re: What is better than Sex?
A subject for another thread, perhaps? "What is better, penetration or blowjob?"
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
Re: What is better than Sex?
That of course depends on the lady and how tired you are, sometimes you just wanna relax, ya know
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: What is better than Sex?
Snorting cocaine off the *** of a hooker, while injecting heroine into your arm as you play video games. With a big plate of Belgian Waffles in front of you covered in Strawberries, whipped cream and authentic Canadian maple syrup.
Re: What is better than Sex?
The beach at night during the mild fall season.
edit: You can fornicate too at some time, as long as you have the beach to yourself.
Last edited by A Nerd; 12-16-2010 at 21:43.
Silence is beautiful
Re: What is better than Sex?
sex with the top 10 pornstars of your choice.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
Re: What is better than Sex?
I think that if you are happy and in love, you're having just as much sex as you should be, regardless of the actual number of occurrences.
A lot of people substitute physical intimacy for emotional intimacy. People want a deeper connection with their partner, but are unwilling or unable to subject their innermost feelings to scrutiny.
Re: What is better than Sex?
Not catching a STD.
My kingdom for a
.
Re: What is better than Sex?
STD's are so harmless they're quite irrelevant, really. Like a cold, just for your penis. A couple of free pills and you're cured.
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
Re: What is better than Sex?
Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Winston Churchill
Re: What is better than Sex?
Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
Re: What is better than Sex?
???
It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.
The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.
And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Winston Churchill
Re: What is better than Sex?
Lets face it; nobody knows you better than yourself. I've killed more future offspring by way of a gym sock than anything imaginable. Entire universes have laid waste in various public restrooms, church closets, and in the dark recesses of my house while the wife and kids were doing family crap. Oceans of man gravy have been sprayed during the most wild of fantasies that would make the average sexual pervert want to take his brain out of his skull and soak it in rubbing alcohol. If my masterbation caused global warming, the temperature of the Earth would be of the surface of the sun. I've spanked more monkey than the Man in the Big Yellow Hat in the Curious George series. I'd put Dairy Queen out of business with the amount of bannana splits I've made.
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