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    Default What is better than Sex?

    Quite a bit.

    My question to you is what would you spend your time doing if you had the choice. Anonymous for honesty.
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    Watching porn

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    The Backroom.
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    I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?

    I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.

    I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.

    I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
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    Well like the weather my sexlife dropped to minus zero, it's winter. Winter is cold all life dies. Pulp Friction.

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    Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
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    The only thing better than sex is better sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    Roundhouse kicks! They are the best.
    I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusing

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    I'd rather watch Vålerenga play than have sex. Or rather, I'd watch Vålerenga first, then have sex.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    I expected more of you I am frankly a bit disturbed, a simple handlock will do it just as well and it's only moderately abusing
    Nah, you don't have to kick anyone! Kick the air, kick a tree, kick a bag! Just kick, kick, kick! Nothing is funner than a roundhouse kick!
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
    I'm firmly in the video games camp. I'm on the fence between self crank and sex with the cohabitating fiance. It has always been like this and I'm not bothered, our frequesncy has always been between 2 and 4 times per month. She doesn't seem particularly keen on sex anyway - I just want to gauge whether this is sustainable. We are getting married in a year and a half and I believe that there are simply better things to do with your time than have sex these days. Life is more fun than that nonsense and who wants to get pregnant anyway?

    I have sex the 4 times a month on principle to exchange emotional cohesion pheremones. Sometimes I'm really into it, but to be honest there are faster and more satisfying ways of taking care of those desires.

    I look healthy, but I'm not technically healthy due to the liver disease, adrenal cortex disease and ulcerative colitis and handfuls of medicine I'm on. I can do the physical activity that other people can do with some training and will-power, but the fist full of pills probably has to do with where I stand on this. I really just wanted to see if anyone else is in this camp.

    I'm happy with my life and my fiancee was made for me btw
    I think that if you are happy and in love, you're having just as much sex as you should be, regardless of the actual number of occurrences.

    A lot of people substitute physical intimacy for emotional intimacy. People want a deeper connection with their partner, but are unwilling or unable to subject their innermost feelings to scrutiny.

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    Not catching a STD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    Not catching a STD.
    STD's are so harmless they're quite irrelevant, really. Like a cold, just for your penis. A couple of free pills and you're cured.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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