What is better than Sex?

[HoreTore]

Herpes doesn't go away with a few pills.

Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....

[rory_20_uk]

Yes, and my cell phone might give me cancer, too....

???

It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.

The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.

And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.

[Devastatin Dave]

Lets face it; nobody knows you better than yourself. I've killed more future offspring by way of a gym sock than anything imaginable. Entire universes have laid waste in various public restrooms, church closets, and in the dark recesses of my house while the wife and kids were doing family crap. Oceans of man gravy have been sprayed during the most wild of fantasies that would make the average sexual pervert want to take his brain out of his skull and soak it in rubbing alcohol. If my masterbation caused global warming, the temperature of the Earth would be of the surface of the sun. I've spanked more monkey than the Man in the Big Yellow Hat in the Curious George series. I'd put Dairy Queen out of business with the amount of bannana splits I've made.

[pevergreen]

[Divinus Arma]

Sex with multiple women at once.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Sex and I like to have a Girlfriend.

[HoreTore]

???

It's a virus. There is no cure. The others are all either protozoan (syphilis) or bacterial (gonorrhoea), barring HIV of course.

The "short course of pills" can last several months in such lovely cases as epididimitis where the infection has spread to your testicles and unsurprisingly is ever so slightly painful.

Yes, and the odds of catching herpes is about the same as getting cancer from my cell phone, I'd think....

And chlamydia is often asymptomatic. In blokes that's fine but in women can over time lead to infertility.

Yes, it can over time do that. But with a few exceptions, it won't hurt you, so why worry?

[PanzerJaeger]

Yes, and the odds of catching herpes is about the same as getting cancer from my cell phone, I'd think....

Can you explain that a bit? IIRC, around 20% of the population in your average Western nation has genital herpes. It only gets worse as living standards go down...

[Beskar]

I heard 'Deep Horizon' was actually Devastation Dave being catch in the act.

[HoreTore]

Can you explain that a bit? IIRC, around 20% of the population in your average Western nation has genital herpes. It only gets worse as living standards go down...

I go for what I know about my relatively sexually active friends and fellow students. Never heard of anyone catching anything more serious than Chlamydia. Don't get fixated on the numbers, ask around instead....

EDIT: oh, and just for the record, I've never had any STD's either....

[Kagemusha]

I go for what I know about my relatively sexually active friends and fellow students. Never heard of anyone catching anything more serious than Chlamydia. Don't get fixated on the numbers, ask around instead....

EDIT: oh, and just for the record, I've never had any STD's either....

With that careless attitude,sooner or later you might catch one.

[HoreTore]

With that careless attitude,sooner or later you might catch one.

What careless attitude? Condoms are 100% effective.

EDIT: but yeah, there's a chance of course, but not one I worry about, as the benefits outnumbers that one extremely limited drawback. Nor should anyone else, really. Just rubber up and off you go, and get yourself checked out after each new encounter....

[pevergreen]

Yes, and the odds of catching herpes is about the same as getting cancer from my cell phone, I'd think....

But it can happen. My friend has had one sexual partner, she got herpes from him. They used condoms.

She didn't take it well.