I actually have a grade A at GCSE-level French, though the 'qualification' was earned over seven years ago now. xD

However, I can still speak and understand French when it is spoken to me, to a decent level of competency, in addition to being able to read French and understand it to some extent... however, I'm absolutely awful at writing it; I'm always forgetting where accents are supposed to be or whether a word is masculine or feminine, for example. That was always my weakest part back in school. >.<

As for German, most of what I know comes straight from the history books; however, I do know a few of the rudimentary phrases such as "hello", "thank you", "you're welcome" and so on, in addition to a few choice insults and expletives.