It is called "Weenk Woink" if the instrument is a twanger.
It is called "Weenk Woink" if the instrument is a twanger.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Autolycus is back in action!
It's official, I'm in for Rebel Jeb. If anyone wants to shoot me a PM with stuff they think I should know, fire away!
My game on Civfanatics could use a few more!: MNOTW XVII: The Cursed Blade!
I MIGHT FINALLY SURVIVE UNTIL THE END OF A GAME! OH WHAT A HAPPY DAY!
Samus, kill ACIN.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
Watch him BE Samus.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
I mirror the above statement - especially Double A's post is glorious. Just the notion...
If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
-Tom Waits, "The Road to Peace"
Hahahahahahahaha.
in 30 minutes!
Round over.
Write-up is about halfway done, so expect it in an hour or less.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
Night 7
That night, the crew of the GFS Olympus was in slightly better spirits. They had caught a corrupted marine for sure, but how many others would be corrupted before the end of the trial?
Slippy Toad was sleeping peacefully, as he had done every single night prior.
The frog was prone to sleeping through any kind of loud noise or danger. Sometimes, if he was tired enough, he would even fall asleep while piloting an Arwing! But Slippy didn’t have an Arwing at the moment. If he did, he might’ve been better able to defend himself.
The door slammed wide open, and a small creature stood in the doorway.
“Pikachu~!”
Though Pikachu had announced its presence in what was probably the loudest way possible, Slippy Toad remained sleeping, and creating a racket of his own snoring. Pikachu was a little annoyed at its not being the center of attention. It jumped onto the bed and tackled the frog, sending him tumbling to the floor. Slippy awoke with a start.
“Yeowch! What’s the big idea?”
Then Slippy saw the menacing creature with glowing blue eyes on the bed. He began shaking with fear.
“Fox! Help me!”
As fast his short legs could take him, he began sprinting out of the room and down the hallway. Pikachu, who could have easily outrun him, followed behind at a leisurely pace. It began firing Ice Beams and deliberately missing, giggling as it did so. Slippy tried his best to dodge, and at one point did a barrel roll.
“There’s an enemy on my tail!”
By now, Pikachu had amused itself enough. Using extreme agility, it sped in front of Slippy and blocked his path. Then it fired another Ice Beam, freezing the frog solid. Using a Quick Attack, Pikachu smashed into the block of ice and shattered it, along with Slippy, into a million tiny shards. Then it scampered off into the depths of the ship.
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The bounty hunter Kanden was wandering the lower halls of the Olympus.
He did not trust anyone but himself with his own life. The IDFH did not care who died so long as it was not their heroes. The GF had hired him, but to them he was expendable. Kanden had always been a loner, and it had always served him well.
So he trekked across the ship, always on the move and ever watchful. He was able to spot the red eyes lurking from the shadows even before he heard the obnoxious laughter.
“HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK!”
Kanden turned and fired his arm cannon in the general direction of the noise. The blasts did not connect, but they lit up the area and made his foe visible.
“So now you’ve seen my face, eh, slick? I hope you know I can’t let you live now… not that I was planning to anyway! HYUK HYUK HYUK!”
The floating, ghostly creature disappeared, and when he reappeared there were many of him, all surrounding Kanden. Each copy of the creature began glowing with a bright, white light. They all cackled in unison.
“Game over, slick!”
All of the creatures charged directly towards Kanden, but the bounty hunter did not try to move. Instead, a thin film of energy covered his armor, and when the ghosts struck, they bounced right back. All of the copies disappeared, and only the real one remained.
“Not again! I’m not very lucky with this killing stuff, it seems… well, I’ll be back for you, Kanden! I know your name, and even that is enough! HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK!”
The ghostly creature disappeared into the darkness, and Kanden continued moving, unshaken.
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Ghor moved hurriedly through the ship.
He had been followed that night by several crew members, all of whom wanted to impede his progress in some way. He had only managed to escape by disengaging from his battle mech and blocking a hallway with a ton of mechanical wreckage. Now he was deep into the ship, and had reached the docking bay. The Hunter’s gunship was in the center. Ghor, having no other option, proceeded towards it.
But from behind, his progress was halted by a massive roar. Turning around, he saw before him a towering creature with a glowing orb at its core. It was ferocious, and its rage was directed at Ghor.
Without warning, Gorea launched a massive energy beam at the bounty hunter. Ghor tried to jump out of the way, but he was grazed by the beam and knocked to the ground. As he got up, electricity crackled around his thin armorsuit, and he seemed to change shape. The illusion was dropped.
The Hunter sprang into action. She fired two missiles at the monster, and it was momentarily stunned by the blasts. Then she curled into Morph Ball form and boosted toward the beast, dropping bombs around its legs before boosting away to escape.
Gorea roared with pain and rage. It grabbed the morph ball in one of its rocky appendages and hurled it at the wall. Samus reverted to her normal form as she dropped to the ground, and did not relent. She began to try her different beam weapons, firing charged blasts of ice, light, and dark energy at Gorea. But the attacks only seemed to make the monster more angry, and did not damage it significantly.
Gorea fired another massive energy beam at the Hunter. She dodged the blast, but it left a smoking crater in the hull of the ship, which an energy barrier quickly covered to prevent the air seal from breaking. Gorea continued to launch attacks at the Hunter, keeping her on the defensive. With each blast it came closer and closer to hitting her, and the Hunter was running out of places to run with all of the craters in the floor.
Finally, she was caught between two craters, with nowhere to run. The Hunter launched her Grapple Beam at Gorea, trying to pull it forward and into one of the craters before it could attack. The monster roared and broke the chain of energy. Then it launched its deadly attack and struck the Hunter head-on.
The force of the blast threw the Hunter back several yards, and she landed with a thud. Her Varia Suit fell to pieces around her.
Corrupted Samus got back up, clad in her Zero Suit, her eyes burning red with hatred for the beast that had defeated her. She was barely able to stand. As Gorea roared triumphantly, she fell back to her knees and began coughing uncontrollably. A dark smoke, teeming with evil energy, forced itself out her lungs, and Samus collapsed, unconscious, as it drifted away.
Gorea prepared to deliver the finishing blow. Just before he could do so, however there was a flash of light. Admiral Dane appeared, protected by a barrier, and took the unconscious Samus in his arms.
As soon as he had appeared, he disappeared. Gorea roared with rage at losing his chance to destroy her.
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Living: 16/47
a completely inoffensive name2 (Replaced Khazaar)
autolycus2 (Replaced Rebel Jeb)
Beefy187
Csargo
dcmort93
Diamondeye
Greyblades2 (Replaced Motep)
johnhughthom
landlubber
Nictel
pevergreen
Sasaki Kojiro2 (Replaced Yaseikhaan)
Seon
Skooma Addict
Thefluffyone93
Yaropolk
Dead: 31/47
a completely inoffensive name - Professor E. Gadd (IDFH Survivalist)
AntiKingWarmanCake88 - Diddy Kong (IDFH Survivalist)
robbiecon - Trace (GF Survivalist)
Choxorn - GF Mechanic (GF Survivalist)
Reenk Roink - Pit (IDFH Survivalist)
Greyblades - Aurora Unit 242 (GF Survivalist)
TinCow - Corrupted Cloud Strife (Phazon Corruption)
autolycus - GF Quarantine Officer (GF Survivalist)
Sasaki Kojiro - Rundas (GF Survivalist)
Secura - Commander Shepard (IDFH Survivalist)
YLC - GF PED Marine (GF Survivalist)
Nightbringer - Noxus (Hero)
Renata - Dark Samus (Phazon Corruption)
Link - Barrett Wallace (IDFH Survivalist)
Winston Hughes - Gandrayda (GF Survivalist)
Beskar - Shadow Peach (Bowser Corruption)
Insanious - Ness (IDFH Survivalist)
Askthepizzaguy - Meta-Ridley (Space Pirate)
woad&fangs - Sora (IDFH Survivalist)
Jarema - King Dedede (Neutral)
Choxorn2 - K. G. Misawa (GF Survivalist)
Romanic - Knuckles the Echidna (IDFH Survivalist)
Captain Blackadder - Maurice Favreau (GF Survivalist)
Double A - Sylux (GF Survivalist)
Cecil XIX - Master Chief (IDFH Survivalist)
God Emperor - Roll Casket (IDFH Survivalist)
Frozen in Ice - Adam Malkovich (Hero)
ByzantineKnight - Anthony Higgs (Hero)
Ironside - The Deleter (Bowser Corruption)
Glenn - Slippy Toad (Hero)
classical_hero - Samus (Bowser Corruption)
Reserves:
autolycus
Romanic
ByzantineKnight
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Day 8!
I'll have results out soon.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer: The Gameroom
Hey, looks like we were also right about CH being samus!
And....I guess a thank you to Gorea?
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
LOL at my post at the start of yesterday saying I wanted to take a closer look at Ironside and classical. I literally just looked over the playerlist and picked them out by gut.
The analysis of the competing wagons from yesterday could be very interesting.
So classical Hero was Samus! I was right that Beskar was playing a dangerous game this time around, but I was wrong in other aspects. That means Ironside was likely sacrificed yesterday to save Classical.
Ah.... so satisfying.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Wow awesome! No more Samus!
I want to have a look at johnhughthom and Csargo today.
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So, do we have to hunt down gorea?
Is he neutral or anti-town?
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Vunderful. Now my task is complete.
Captain Falcon, I want to have your babies. I cannot believe you're still around after all that pwnage.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I wish I had something to protect me from an Ice based attack. Oh well. If I had survived I would have been able to corrupt someone. I had a felling I was going to die tonight. So you still have to find Pikachu and I think I have already fingered him so follow that. If any team is going to win I would like the GF survivalists to win over any hero faction or the IDFH faction.
"They're just overloaded from the spamgasm."-Askthepizzaguy
"... Either your as destructive as the most depraved 4 channer or so devious that you can cause the most trouble while acting utterly oblivious as to make us think your too dumb to be doing this intentionally... and the scary thing is I cant help but think the latter."-Greyblades
"Thefluffyone is the greatest thing to happen to the .org since Beefy187."-Askthepizzaguy
"TheFluffyOne makes me feel moist."-Askthepizzaguy
Our plan worked rather well early in the game when we got rid of Tincow and then Renata was lynched in the space of two nights so having Beskar go out in the open meant that we almost destroyed the other team. Be glad you killed me, since I would have gotten super missile for the next night.
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