Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

[Hooahguy]

Shes my cousin, so be nice. Shes 19, and quite pretty, (I saw her today).

Now all you have to do, Strike, is convert, learn Torah all day, and dress like this guy:


Good luck my friend. I look forward to being your relative.

[Beskar]

Need picture of your cousin, not some Orthodox Jew. (Which Strike couldn't convert to, anyway)

[Fragony]

Can I have her if Strike declines, it's really cold I could really use a 19 year old hottie at the mo

[Rhyfelwyr]

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Is she cute?

[Beskar]

Can I have her if Strike declines, it's really cold I could really use a 19 year old hottie at the mo

Down boy, you are old enough to be her father.

[Hax]

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

[Strike For The South]

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

[Veho Nex]

Hey I'll dress like that for a cute girl, heck i already have the curly hair and if i ever let my beard grow i think i would be set.

[Megas Methuselah]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

[Hooahguy]

Need picture of your cousin, not some Orthodox Jew. (Which Strike couldn't convert to, anyway)

No pics, sorry, privacy is paramount.

I skim-read the title as saying "I have found a nice Jewish girl", and then the first thing the OP said was "she's my cousin".

Whats wrong with wanting Strike as a relative?

Is she cute?

If it wasnt considered incestuous to say so, Id say she is.

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

Alcoholism is encouraged as long as you learn Torah all day and dont beat your wife and kids.

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Beard is optional.

[Hax]

Beards are cool.

[Ibrahim]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

hey, you're the one who had to be a Native American

jk..jk...

I doubt beards matter.

[Hosakawa Tito]

I need to know the rules regarding alcohol

I'm willing to give up pork as long as I can fill that void with massive beer consumption

Balls in your court

Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.

[Hooahguy]

Gotta be circumsized too, youngblood.

Oh yeah, forgot about that too.

[Louis VI the Fat]

I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.



Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.

Mucho compensation, los muscles grandes.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Ahh, but is it a kosher circumcision sanctioned by a Rabbi? If not he'll probably have to do it again. shouldn't hurt much...

[Hooahguy]

Well, in cases where the convert is already circumcised, all the rabbi does is prick it.

[stratigos vasilios]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

I've had a full beard since I was 15. Surely that's a sign of masculinity?...

[Strike For The South]

I can attest Strike is circumsized, I have seen so myse....erm...or so he said so himself one day.



Although one can question if 'Strike jr.' is accurately described by any word containing the word 'size' in it.

Mucho compensation, los muscles grandes.

why do you hide our love?

[naut]

Well, in cases where the convert is already circumcised, all the rabbi does is prick it.

Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.

[Strike For The South]

Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.

Could be kinda kinky

[Hooahguy]

Well that's alright then, doesn't sound painful at all.

When I say "prick" I mean he pricks it enough to draw some blood.
Just a heads up. Usually takes about 3 days to heal.

[Strike For The South]

When I say "prick" I mean he pricks it enough to draw some blood.
Just a heads up. Usually takes about 3 days to heal.

lol

[Megas Methuselah]

I think I'm circumcised, though. I got some things going for me, eh?

[Shaka_Khan]

Same here. Plus, I can grow a beard.

[Sarmatian]

For all I care she could be twins and I wouldn't let a religious authority with a knife near my privates.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Threads like this make me glad we replaced circumcision with baptism.

[Husar]

For all I care she could be twins and I wouldn't let a religious authority with a knife near my privates.

Well, at least you accept the authority part.

Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?

[Fragony]

DAMINT I CANT GROW A BERD!!!

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how