These diaries, like all school material, are distributed in spring.

Just how that broadsheet tabloid managed to spin this eight months later into 'Eurocrats attack Christmas' is beyond me.


Not only did this story not happen (as presented), it did not happen eight months ago already.
Ah well. It involves teh mulims, teh eurocrats, and their attack on all that is good and just in this world. Who could argue with that?