The broken, bloodied body of Darth Vader was left hanging above the courtyard, swinging from a noose made out of his freshly peeled skin.




Butters: Oh my gosh! Mister Vader! Mister Vader, are you okay??? I don't think he's okay. Is-is there anyone out there? Hello???


Anyone???
























Beary the Bear: Gosh, mister, you what's eating you?






Squirrely the Squirrel: Yeah, you seem kind of lonely!






Porcupiney the Porcupine: Why don't you join us! We were just about to complete the holy ritual




Butters: Holy ritual? Sounds like fun! What do I get to do?

Beary the Bear: Why, you can be the pure, virgin vessel that holds the soul of our lord and savior!

Squirrely the Squirrel: A pure virgin! A pure virgin!

Porcupiney the Porcupine: To bring to life our lord and savior!

Butters: Woah! Now, hold on just a second. I'm not a virgin.

Beary the Bear: You're not? Well we gots to have a virgin to bring the Dark Lord into this world!

Butters: Yes, you see, a while back, there was this Paris Hilton lady, and she adopted me and dressed me up in a bear costume, and then she passed out, and I saw her whole.... well, you know.

Squirrely the Squirrel: AWWWWW!!!! What are we going to do without a virgin?

Porcupiney the Porcupine: Wait! Little boy, did you actually.... do anything with this Paris Hilton lady?

Butters: Yes, miss Porcupiney. I poked at her with my finger. She was really passed out. She wouldn't wake up at all.

Beary the Bear: That's all? Oh goody! The child is still pure! Let's kill the virgin child!!!

Squirrely the Squirrel: KILL THE VIRGIN CHILD!!!

Porcupiney the Porcupine: DRINK HIS BLOOD!!! BWAHAAHHAAAA!!!!

Butters: Oh hamburgers! Stan! Kyle..... could you get me out of here???






FLAWLESS SATANIC CRITTER VICTORY







Alive: [3/17]

classical_hero- Fat Albert (Porcupiney the Porcupine)
Khazaar- Aslan (Squirrely the Squirrel)
Death is yonder- Santa Claus (Beary the Bear)


Dead: [14/17]

Johnhughthom- Popeye
Joooray- Morpheus (Manbearpig)
Captain Blackadder- Al Gore
Secura- Wonder Woman
Diamondeye- Mayor of Imaginationland
Autolycus- Glinda, the Good Witch
Sprig- Luke Skywalker
Robbiecon- Strawberry Shortcake
Seon- Lollipop King
woad&fangs- Zeus
Warman- Jesus
God Emperor- Gandalf
Winston Hughes- Snarf
YLC- Butters




Good game, mafia! Sorry about the bad luck, townies...

Where the heck did you go, Joooray?